The Gamers

by SloBro

My name is Slowbro well thats what everyone calls me cause I'm bit slow and I say " whoa bro" all the time, but anyways let me tell you how it all happened. It was like every other day: get up to get ready for school, take subway to school, endure 8 hours of hell, and go home. Only this time life didn't go as planned. School just finished and I'm in the subway my regular route. Just reading my comics (Batman you kick ass!) everyone is just minding their own business when this drunk ass hobo falls onto the tracks. Looking around I saw that no one was going to help, well nether was I it's not of my business. But just as I thought no one would help I see one of my old friend: Phoenix. They called him that cause no matter how many times you took him down he would shoot right back up. Anyways I see Phoenix jumping down onto the tracks to help him back up. As he's doing this he's yelling at everyone saying " why aren't you helping this man?!" That's when Phoenix sees me and says " Slowbro! It's been awhile can you help me man?" At first I act as if he sad nothing we haven't seen each other since 6th grade and that was 5 years ago. But then everyone starts eyeing me so I jump down to help. Finally we get this dumbass off the tracks and as soon as that happens we hear the 3 o'clock train coming. At that moment me and Phoenix take off running. Phoenix starts yelling that the train will stop and we can get out. But then someone from the crowd says " this train doesn't stop dumb asses!" At that moment I think I'm totally gonna die now! As the thought passed the train runs us over. Or so I thought because when I open my eyes I see I'm in a room totally unharmed! Looking around the room more I see more people surrounding a black ball in the back of the room. " What happened? Were alive?!" says Phoenix. "Were are we?" I ask. Looking out the window I see the empire state building. "New York? Were just outside New York!" "Too bad you can't leave though." says this guy next to some girl. This guy is just above the average height, has black hair, brown eyes you know your average Joe. The girl next to him same way except she's Lot shorter than he is though. "What do you mean we can't get out?" says Phoenix. " All the doors are locked and sealed tight." the average Joe said. "People have just been appearing out of nowhere." the girl next to him said. There were about 7 people in the Room total. All of a sudden words start popping up on the black ball. Hello your lives have all ended. What happens to you now is up to me. Well that's the theory anyways. "What kind of shit is this?!" said a guy in the corner. "Wait before we continue let's at   least say are names." said Phoenix. And instead of giving names these people only said their nicknames. "Me and this guy on my left are Phoenix and Slowbro." " I'm ninja." said the one in the corner. "The couple you talked to are Star and Adder." " The girl left of the ball is Sinder and in front her is Carnage." "Nice to meet you all, now why are we here?" said Phoenix. "We would like to know to." said Carnage. All of a sudden the ball popped open and on the left and right were weapons including: pistols and assault rifles. "Whoa." said Sinder. Also in the ball were cases with everyone's name on them. "What are these?" asked Slowbro. Inside the cases were black suits with short cylinders popping out at the neck, ankle, wrists, chest, and back. " What ever they are they pretty cool." said Adder. Then more words started popping up on the ball. Whether or not you chose to accept this : you all have died. Lucky for you guys I saved you. Now I'm going to send into a video game. "Why?" said Sinder. Lately things have been coming out of the game. Things all humans know about and fear: the end of the world. "What's coming out of the game to cause that?!" said carnage. Zombies. "Wait wait hold on for a sec. You expect us 7 to defeat a whole zombie apocalypse?!" said adder. Yes yes I do. And you will other wise I'll just blow you up that sound good? "Fine what's the game called?" HALO "What?! Halo has no zombies." Not anymore. This why you don't hack video games. Anyways time to go. All of a sudden everyone started disappearing again and where now in a giant orange chasm with two bases facing each other. " Anyone ever play halo?" asked ninja. Everyone raised their hands. "Wow guess we know what to do now huh?" said Phoenix. " This is blood gulch isn't it?" said Slowbro. " Ya it is I can spot this classic anywhere." said adder. " Didn't the black ball said we fight zombies? Were are they?" said Sinder. All of a sudden the ground started to shake. " What's happening!" said star. To get a better view everyone went on blue base roof. In the distance they could see about 50 zombies heading their way. "HOLY SHIT!!!" said carnage. "Well just don't stand there start shooting!!" said adder. All 7 seven members were emptying all their pistol rounds into the zombie hoard. Not 1 zombie made it to the base."Whoo!! We are kick ass!" said Slowbro. But this wasn't the end. No even more started rampaging toward them. "Screw." said Sinder. "Wait look there's some rocket hogs over there!" said Phoenix. Without questioning everyone reloaded their pistols and jumped into the hogs. "Wait these aren't the usual hogs in the 1st halo." said star. These hogs instead of rockets shot plasma shot kinda of like the fuel rod only the blast is more compact. And the other hog had no gunner instead it was longer than other hogs and had 6 seats in the back. "Whatever just get in their coming!" said adder. Everyone piled in and started to take the fight to the zombies. "WHOO!!!" said carnage as he blasted plasma shots at the zombies. Everyone in the long hog was shooting their rifles from the back seat, each taking at least 2 zombies down. Adder and Ninja who where driving where making the ground carpeted in blood from the zombies hitting the bumper. Finally the last zombie fell. "About time this finished." said Phoenix. "So what now?" asked Ninja. But things were still no done. In the the middle of blood gulch 10 zombies started popping out of the ground. These in particular had no arms instead had scythes in place. And these zombies didn't have an trace of human because their skin was all red and they had 3 claws protruding out of their feet and also had all their teeth poking out of their mouth like Jesus's spike crown. "Is anyone else terrified of these guys but me?" said Sinder. "Nows not the time for fear let's just run them over!" said adder. Both hogs started charging at the zombies and just as the hogs are about to make contact the zombies disappear. "Where did they go? asked ninja. As the hogs turned around driving to find their prey, beside the hogs the zombies were running right along side them. "WTH?!" said Sinder. With the giant arm claws the zombies started scratching the side of the hogs. "Whoa those are sharp. Adder how bout we bump them off the road?" said ninja. "Let's." And with that the hogs turned to their left and right trying to hit the zomz. but yet the attempt was a fail as the zombies just flipped over the hogs and landed on the other side. "Okay now that's just showing off." said Slowbro. Carnage kept shooting plasma blasts at the zombies each shots leaving potholes in the ground. "Damn their too fast!" said carnage. And with that the zombies passed the hogs. When they were a good 5 feet ahead of the hogs the zombies stopped and slashed the front tires making the hogs do a front flip and landing on their sides. Everyone got surprisingly unharmed accept for the bruises on them. "Be on your guard! Their still here!" "Think they can out run bullets?" asked Slowbro. "Let's see." said Phoenix. And with that everyone took out their assault rifles shot every where. And with that 4 zombies hit the ground face first. "Just 6 more to go!" said star. But the zombies seeing their comrades fall angered them more than you can know. They yelled an ear splitting scream and charged toward the fighters. They went so fast you couldn't see them and in a instant carnage lost his right arm and right leg. Sinder lost her left hand and ninja being fast enough only lost some of the hair on the top of his head. "Crap! Let's hurry this up!" said star. "Pray and spray!" said Phoenix. Again another 4 zombies fell face flat. "How bout grenades?" said ninja with a smile. As on key adder, ninja, star, Phoenix, Slowbro, and Sinder each threw all the 4 nades. The nades they threw made a trench around the left path way to the cliff making all the last 2 zombies trip and fall. As soon as everyone saw this they emptied the last of their pistols rounds into the fallen zomz. "Finally this over!" said Sinder. As on cue they were teleported back to the room. Carnage and Sinder both got their limbs back and everyone else's bruises were gone. "Thank the lord almighty!" said carnage. Then on the black ball everyone's names popped up and beside them points were assigned.
Carange: 12 pts
Adder: 25 pt
Slowbro: 14 pts
Star: 17 pts
Phoenix: 20 pts
Ninja: 27 pts
Sinder: 15 pts
100 and you can all leave. Now get out.

                  End Of Chapter 1