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It all started as a dream...
by Link
Note: The "-" represents me speaking in 3rd person POV. Also, the spacing between characters is the dialogue between them.
It all started as a dream. Thunderous clouds, dark skies, all seemed to resemble terror, fear, and evil. All of a sudden a young boy is standing near a castle watching a young girl gallop away on a horse with another woman, and all of a sudden, a man appears in front of him. A tall, black-headed man glares at the young boy with evil intentions, leaving the boy in a shocked look. This young lad is named “Lunk”. Little does this boy know that he is the hero of zombies, to withhold rankings of players and keep peace in the servers. Lunk wakes up in a place known as Kokiri forest where he was born and raised, and to his surprise, Rawr comes and greets him. “Hey, Lunk! Use L+A to lock and chat with me!” Rawr and Lunk have been good friends since childhood, but there is another friend of Lunk who has always been jealous of him. It is non other than Herc, the grouch. Link has been summoned by the giant computer guardian “Mr-T” to talk about his destiny. However, Herc would not Lunk pass without a proper sword and shield! So Lunk found the kokiri sword, and chopped all the grass away till his hands had blisters to pay for his deku shield. Herc the grouch was still, well, grouchy- but he let him pass. Lunk finally meets Mr.T and talks about his destiny, here’s what he had to say. “Lunk, brrrz,brrzz…listen to thy destiny…brrzz..brrzz. Lunk has to save 3 main chip stones that correspond with each of the main stat servers which are Pro Stats, Alpha Stats, and RankWars. Lunk enters Mr.T to test his courage against the demonic zombies. Lunk enters the boss room to be quite shocked in finding that Odis is the 1st boss of the dungeon. Odis is a metal cyborg with junkyard parts attached to his body, since he was nommed on a zombie ages ago.
Odis: Lunk ;D how are you! 
Lunk: Odis, still spamming smileys, I see.
Odis: Yup now I have to fight you, my master said I cannot fail…..;D
Lunk: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’ll kick your masters ass, too.
Lunk slashed defiantly against Odis and stunning him with deku nuts, which is a huge weakness for Odis. Odis is defeated and leaves a heart container, also granting him the 1st chip stone. Mr.T is happy that Lunk could fulfill this, and shuts off happily knowing that Lunk will be the person to stop the evil man’s plans. Lunk heads over to Hyrule market to go get the next chip stone. However, he needs a Hylian shield to fend against the fiery rocks, and Bazaar put a huge mark-up on shields. However, Lunk also has another important task, finding the princess of destiny that will help him in his quest. Lunk enters the garden where there are many guards who are protecting the princess. Little did they know that Lunk used to sneak around castle gardens back in the N64 days, GG guards, lol. The Princess, who’s in shock, finds a boy in green clothes staring at the princess. The Princess is non other than Allie, princess of Hyrule. Allie quickly notices that Lunk has acquired the first chip, and understands that he is the boy from the forest. Allie was also staring at the window this whole time, and shows Lunk what she was staring at. This tall man, with shades, pledges to the king of Hyrule. However, this man is the same man that Lunk saw in his dream! This man is named SlimJim, king of the Computer Modzz. Lunk and Slim awkwardly look at each other the same time, while Lunk pretends that he didn’t see him. However, Allie and Lunk plan to defeat Slim since they understand his intentions are nothing but terrifying.
Allie: Lunk, we must grab the pistol of time. With it, you can play notes depending on how you shoot which will help you in your quest.
Lunk: Okay, Allie! Btw, Im going to need your signature, the guard by Death Mountain won’t let me through…
Allie: Haha, okay 
-Lunk continuing on his brave quest to get all the chip stones and save Hyrule is quite a daunting task, but Lunk is pressing on with confidence. He then gets up to the 2nd boss which is non other than Raz, the rocket noob. He is a giant ferocious dinasour who spams rockets to any enemy.
Razz: Lunk... you here… sup.. lol.
Lunk: Raz? Ummm, what happened to you…?
Raz: I gave up on chick ratio in clan… got mad and left…then Slimjim never added me on xbox..made it worse..then I turn into dinasour, rawr.
Lunk: Ummm, okay, but I still don’t understand, why work for Slim? He’s planning on modifying Hyrule and controlling everyone!
Raz: He promised he will add me on xbox if I defeat you!
Lunk: So that’s how it is, Raz. Bring it, rocket noob!
-Lunk grabs bombs and aims for Raz’s mouth, where his weakness is absorbing bombs. Raz continually eats them at every opening, and Lunk slashes away and defeats him.-
-Lunk presses on to acquire the 3rd chip, in Zoras Fountain. He then met with the King of Zoras, King Adder. -
King Adder: What do you want, little shrimp?
Lunk: Hello, king, I ask that you move aside so that I can go in Jabun-Jabun’s mouth.
King Adder: Come again?
Lunk: I need the 3rd chip.
King Adder: Oh, well, I guess you can go then….
-Lunk stands in front of Jabun thinking his next move.-
Lunk: Oh wait, all I need is a fish and he’ll open his mouth.
-Lunk drops the fish, and Jabun opens his mouth and swallows both Lunk and the fish. They were both very tasty.-
-Lunk is now inside the 3rd dungeon. After walking further up ahead, he sees a girl inside, standing. This girl is Riptide, princess of the Zoras.-
Rip: ??? Who are you??
Lunk: Im Lunk, im here to get the 3rd chip.
Rip: Like hell you are, that’s MY chip; my mother gave it to me ever since she got her first IBM computer.
Lunk: You don’t understand, Slimjim will rule us all if I don’t stop him!
Rip: Oh well, not my problem, I’ll just live inside Jabun!
Lunk: You’re not being rational here…
Jabun then sends giant octorok which grabs Riptide and faces Lunk.
Rip: Gwaaahhh!!!! What is this!!!
Lunk: Rip!!!!
-Lunk fights the giant octorok, which was a menacing foe, considering he kept moving back and forth when Lunk needed to slash him.-
-Lunk presses on to now find Rip AND the chip. And appearing in the boss room, he finds a giant green warrior.. It’s JP the warp master.-
JP: Jajaja hi xD long time no see Lunk!
Lunk: wow JP, why are you working for Slim?
JP: Slim promised me the most epic warping I could ever imagine, and he said I’d have to stop you first in order to get it.
Lunk: So that’s how it is…
-Lunk running towards JP to slash him is finding himself missing most of his hits.-
Lunk: You sure do you live up to your name, JP.
JP: Jajaja, ty xD
Lunk: However, I am the hero, and I will defeat you!!!
-Lunk persisting on goes at slashing JP, and was finally able to defeat his warp.-
JP: WTF! How did you get me? I had really good warp….
Lunk: Warp isn’t what makes you, JP. It’s the actually skill that does.
-Lunk acquires the 3rd and final chip! He goes back and heads to Hyrule Castle to meet up with Allie, however…-
-The same dream that Lunk dreamed in the beginning occurred again, only this time, it was real.
Allie galloped away looking Lunk in distress as she runs away and throws the pistol of time in the water. A dark figure appeared next to Lunk. -
Slim: Dam! I lost her. Hey, you kid! Where did that girl go?
Lunk:…
Slim: You think you can protect her?
-Lunk positions himself in a fighting stance-
Slim: AHAHAHA, that’s really funny, kid! I like your attitude. Here’s a little taste of my power
-Slim blasts Lunk with a dark force beam right in his chest. Lunk fell against the ground as Slim laughed.-
Slim: Stupid kid, do you have any idea who you’re dealing with? I am SlimJim and I will RULE THE WORLD!
-Lunk looks at Slim as he rides away chasing after Allie.-
-Voiceover in Lunk’s head-
Allie: Lunk! It’s me, Allie! I have no time to explain; you must go to the Temple of Time and place all the chips there! The Door of Time will be open, and you will find the weapon you will need to defeat slim.
-Lunk heads to the Temple of Time where he uses the pistol of time and shoots the notes in order to open the door. The door opens and wait awaits him is none other than the Master Sword, the slayer of evil. As soon as Lunk pulls the master sword, Slim somehow knew what Lunk was up to this whole time and seals him in!-
Slim: Hey kid, you did great! No, really, I didn’t even have to try! BWAHAHAHAHA
Lunk: You bastard!!!
Slim: See you in 7 years.
-Lunk is trapped inside for 7 years and somehow wakes up through his long slumber.-
???- Wake up, Lunk!
Lunk: Huh, who is this??
???- It is I, Carnage, sage of Light.
Lunk: Where am I??
Carnage- Look at yourself, Lunk! You’ve grown up!
Lunk: Quick question, how did my clothes magically expand from the clothes I wore 7 years ago?
Carnage: Uhh, that’s not really important right now; whats more important is what has happened to Hyrule.
Lunk: Allie, allie! What has happened to her?
Carnage: I don’t know. But what I do know is that Slim has used the Triforce Mod to spawn creatures all over Hyrule! He destroyed castle town and has turned it into a wasteland.
Lunk: That is horrible!
Carnage: Lunk, you must know by now that you are the only one who has a chance at saving Hyrule, no, the world!
Lunk: I know, and I feel a lot stronger than I used to be as well. I will not let you down!
Carnage: Gather the other medallions and put an end to Slims terror! We, as sages, will assist you when the time comes. Now go!
-Lunk leaves the Temple of Time and witnesses how much Hyrule has changed. There are re-deads all over causing havoc in every part of hyrule.-
Lunk: Weird, there were never this many re-deads in Ocarina of Time…
Lunk: First thing I’ll need is a horse!
-Lunk heads on over to Mator Ranch, where Mator, king of stunting has passed away from attempting a stunting glitch. Stuntman rules over the rank, and is under Slims command.-
Stunt: You, what do you want?
Lunk: I’m gonna need a horse, pal.
Stunt: Okay, pick your horse and race me.
Lunk: I pick Epona
Stunt: What?? That’s the horse I was going to offer to Lord Slim! Fine, as if you’d win.
-The race has begun, and Lunk is winning by a landslide.
Stunt: No way! How the hell did you know how to ride a horse like that?
Lunk: I actually know how to ride a horse. Plus, I never liked stunting.
Stunt: I guess you win, dam!
Lunk leaves and heads on over to the Forest Temple to collect the next medallion.
-Lunk enters the forbidden forest, and to his surprise, he saw Herc the grouch.-
Herc: Who are you?? You look an awful like dink-a-Lunk back in the day. He was my friend, and always was better friends with Rawr.
Lunk: I need to pass, I must save Rawr!
Herc: Wait…you are you Lunk??
Lunk: ya, I grew up.
Herc: I thought kokiris never grow up?
Lunk: Turns out im a hylian warrior, not a born kokiri.
Herc: I see. Well, good luck, Lunk. I hope you can rescue her.
Lunk: I will.
-Lunk presses on to the Forest temple, fighting various enemies, but passes with ease, thanks to the fairy bow. Lunk makes it to the boss room to find Slim waiting for him?-
???: Heh, so you grew up, huh kid.
Lunk: You!
???-Actually, I’m an altered version of the original Slim. Call me Phantom Slim.
Lunk: I will defeat you!
Phantom Slim: Bring it, kid!
-Lunk shoots Phantom Slim with his new bow, and figured out his weakness- hitting him with his own attack.-
Lunk: Hah! Reminds of the N64 boss battles.
Phantom Slim: Not bad, kid! Seems like you’ve gained some skill, but don’t think it’ll be this easy in the real fight!
-Lunk is met with Rawr in the realm to find that she is still the same.
Rawr: Heh, never thought I’d see you grow up like this, Lunk
Lunk: Rawr, I’m sorry I left in a rush when I was a kid. I had such a big destiny to fulfill, still do.
Rawr: Its okay, you don’t need to explain it to me. I too, have a destiny to fill, and that is watch over the forest as the Sage of Forest. Take this medallion, Lunk!
-Lunk gratefully accepts the medallion and moves on to Death Mountain. Lunk is making his way up the mountain to find a giant rock-like pokemon in his way.-
???- LUNK! BRUDDERRR
Lunk- It can’t be!
Vulture: IT IS ME BRUDDER, VULTGORON.
Lunk: Vult, what has happened? There is a cloudy smoke above Death Mountain.
Vulture: On a more personal note, Slim has invaded us and spawned a dragon inside, and has put all my people in cages to be eaten! I must save them, and I will need your help, brudder!
Lunk: No problem! I’ll rescue them while you fight the dragon.
-Lunk heads in the Fire Temple to rescue the gorons who give him tips on how to use the megaton hammer, although Lunk already knows this. Lunk has managed to rescue all of the gorons, and arrives at the boss room. Lunk fights and defeats the dragon effortlessly. -
Lunk : Well, that was easy.
Vul: Heh, well done, Brudder.
Lunk: Vul!
Vulture: I had no idea that I would be the sage of fire, maybe because of the fact that I played too much Battlefield 3.
Lunk: Well, everyone loves double stats, right?
Vulture: Thank you brudder, now I can finally watch my people knowing I have my own destiny to fulfill.
-Lunk has 2 more medallions to obtain, and while he is going through hyrule, a man stops him.-
??? You’re not going anywhere.
Lunk: Who are you?
???: The name’s MasterA. I too, am a skilled warrior just like yourself, Lunk.
Lunk: How do you know my name?
MasterA: I work for Slim, he ordered me to kill you.
Lunk: We’ll see about that!
-MasterA and Lunk fight in the middle of Hyrule, and what a battle it was. MasterA pulled off exceptional fighting moves which demonstrated his fine swordsmanship which rivals Lunks.
Lunk: It seems our fighting level is the same.-
MasterA: Not quite.
-MasterA jumps, and dodges Lunks spin attack and counter Lunk with a melee pummel to the back.
Lunk: Gwah!!
MasterA: Theres a difference between our powers. I will now end it!
-Just as MasterA was about to stab Lunk, a a shadowy figure grabs Lunk, which punching MasterA with a strong kick.
MasterA: This can’t be… you’re...
Master Wu: Sup.
Lunk: Wu??!?!?
Master Wu: Thought you’d need my help-after all, you did learn from the best.
Lunk: Showoff…
Master Wu: Anyways, relax, Allie is safe. We’ll meet up with her after we take care of this guy. Whoever this guy is, he’s no amateur. Slim really knows how to pick em’.
Lunk: We must stop him!
-Master Wu, Lunk fight against the powerful MasterA for almost a whole day. Lunk tries to slash him, as well as Wu following up with an uppercut kick, but no effect. Master A is too fast for them. However.-
Lunk: DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING, DID YA!!!
-Wu distracted MasterA with the kick, which gave lunk an opening.
Lunk: CHAAAAAA!!!
-Lunk slashes MasterA damaging him and knocking him down.-
MasterA: Cough… cough… you have’t defeated me, yet!
-MasterA leaves after being damaged.
Master Wu: Not bad, guess you’re not all talk then.
Lunk: Heh, lets go meet up with Allie!
-Wu and Lunk head to the temple of time where Lunk originally was, and to his surprise, found someone waiting behind him.-
Allie: Hello, Lunk. It’s been 7 years. I’m sorry.
Lunk: Wow Allie, you’ve changed! Did you always have blonde hair? Shock
Allie: Yes I did!!! –Blushes-
Anyways, I’m sorry that you got sealed. It’s my fault; I let you open the gate without thinking of any consequences.
Lunk: Its okay, I learned a lot about myself, and my clothes expanded magically!
Allie: Oh… that’s, um, cool.
Lunk: Anyways, I need to get the remaining 2 medallions, I will save Hyrule!
Allie: Heh, courageous as ever. Okay, I will wait for you when you get them! We will defeat Slim together!
-Lunk heads out to the Shadow Temple to get the Shadow medallion. He presses forward through the dark, creepy dungeon which is filled with zombies, as well as floor masters. He continues forward to the boss room, to find yet another surprise.-
???- Hello, Lunk
Lunk: Giants?? Why?
Giants: Phantom shooting was my specialty, and Slim took that to a liking, so he created me into this demonic form to defeat you!
Lunk: Sorry Giants, the whole world is counting on me, I can’t let you stop me!
-Giants precise phantom shooting throws Lunk off guard, but little did he know that he could do it too! And twice as better!-
Giants: Impossible!! How did you know?
Lunk: I used to watch your technique back in Pro Stats, and analyzed how you did it, and forged it as my own.
Giants: Heh, as expected of you.
-Giants defeated, Lunk grabs the Shadow medallion and continues forward.
Lunk: Finally, the last medallion, the Spirit medallion will be mine soon.
-As lunk continues in the desert area, he finds a women putting a sword on his neck.-
???: You! Who are you? What are you doing here?
Lunk: I’m here to obtain the Spirit Medallion, I swear.
Star: The names Star, I am the leader of my tribe, and best thief of them all.
Lunk: I need your help to get the last Spirit medallion. Slim plans to take over Hyrule, and then the whole world!
Star: Okay, I will help you. I hate to see the world under control. I wouldn’t be able to steal things anymore!
-Lunk finally makes it to the Spirit temple, which looks like a goddess like palace. He continues forward slaying enemy, by enemy. Knowing what he wants to achieve, Lunk continues. He makes it to the boss room to find two old women as the boss.-
Lunk: I’m fighting 2 old hags”
Kotake and Kotume: Quiet, boy! We will defeat you! Theres no way you can defeat our unstoppable combination!
Lunk: orlly. –Takes out Mirror Shield-.
Lunk: You’re forgetting, I beat you in the N64 version, no difference here.
Kotake and Kotume: Darn you!!!!!!!!
-Lunk defeats them both with ease and receives the final and last medallion. He quickly rushes back to the temple to find Allie and Wu there.-
Allie: Lunk, you really did it!
Lunk: haha, of course I did! Now lets—
-Allie is suddenly sealed up in a purple seal.
Allie: Lunk!! Help me!
Lunk: Allie!!
Slim: Haha kid, you really don’t give up, do you! Looks like I’ll hold your friend hostage at my castle! If you want to save her, I suggest you come rescue her, that is!
Lunk: You bastard, I will never forgive you!!
Wu: Relax, Lunk. We’ll get her back. You have all the medallions now. We will go to Slims castle and end this once and for all.
-Lunk and Wu stand near the castle where a bridge is created from the sages that he has awakened.-
Vultgoron: Brudder, do you like the red sparkles I added?? Grin
Lunk: Yeah….lets go Wu.
Wu: Hum, right…
-Lunk and Wu are in the final castle, Slims castle. It has the highest of tech, and the most advanced computers as their enemies!-
Lunk: Be careful, Wu! These things don’t look like average enemies.
Wu: I know, let’s split up and destroy this barrier in the middle!
Lunk: Alright!
-Lunk and Wu split up defeating the various enemies which were protecting the barrier. And with that, the barrier has been lifted.-
Lunk: Alright! Let’s press forward, Wu!
Wu: Got it!
-Lunk and Wu make it up an incredibly long flight of stairs, with epic castle music playing in the background.-
Lunk: Heh, reminds of Ganons castle back on the 64.
Wu: You’re always bringing that up, yet you’re writing a spin-off Ocarina of Time and Halo.
Lunk: Right, sorry, haha…
-Lunk and Wu make it while seeing Allie trapped on top while Slim is playing on his organ.-
Slim: I’ve been waiting for this, boy!
-Slim turns around using a deathly evil beam piercing Wu in the chest.-
Lunk: Wu!!!!!!!
Allie: Wu!!!!
Wu: Lu….Lunk…please…you…must..stop..him….
Wu:I’m sorry I couldn’t help you in the end, I failed you…gwah…
Lunk: Wu…..
-Lunk cries over his friend, but realizes that now is not the time to be emotional-
Lunk: For all the people you’ve killed, and lives you destroyed, I WILL STOP YOU AND DEFEAT YOU!
Slim: BRING IT ON, BOY!!!
-The Final Showdown Ensues!!-
-Slims fighting tactics are similar to that of Phantom Slim, but much more stronger-
Lunk: Tsk, his power is something else, but this no time to be complaining!
-Lunk uses a super spin attack to deflect back his attack, and repeats this a few times.-
Lunk: THIS IS FOR WU!-Slashes-
Slim: Gwah!!!!!!!!
-Coughs blood-
Slim: Guahh,….guah….guah… this…can’t…be! I….cannot…be….defeated…by…this…brat!..
Slim:LUNKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The whole tower is starting to collapse around them-
Lunk: Allie, quick! We must leave!!
Allie: Okay, let’s go!!!!!
-Allie and Lunk make their way down the castle and escape, watching as the tower collapses behind them.
Allie: I think it’s finally over, Lunk.
Lunk: Yeah.
-All of a sudden, a noise was heard from the rubble by the collapsed castle.-
Allie: Huh!!?!?!
-Lunk moves slowly, and as he approaches….
Slim:Guahh..guahh…guah….-Slim reveals his Triforce of Power-
Slim: FEEL MY WRATH!!!GRAAAAHHH!!!!!!
-Slim transformed into the BEAST SLIM!
Allie: This is it, Lunk! The final battle! Win this for the people of Hyrule, and the world!
Lunk: I will!!!
-All of a sudden, an arrow was shot at Beast Slim-
Beast Slim: ?!?!?!?!!
???: Thought you’d need my help, Lunk.
Lunk: MasterA?!?!?What’s the meaning of this? I thought he hired you?
MasterA: I’ve decided that fighting with you is better than the whole world being under control by this guy.
Beast Slim: BRING IT ON, PUNKS!!!
Lunk+MasterA: LETS DEFEAT HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
-Lunk and MasterA compliment each others attacks by utilizing their speed and tactics to strengthen their attacks.-
MasterA: Lunk, jump in 5seconds towards my right, and slash his tail! I will kick him down to stun him!
Lunk: Got it, lets go!
-Lunk slashes Beast Slim’s tail.-
Beast Slim: GRrrrrrrr.!!!!!
-Beast Slim swats at both MasterA and Lunk knocking Lunks master sword out of his hands.-
Allie: Lunk!!!!
Lunk: Khhh, dammit, my sword!
MasterA: Here, go get your sword, I’ll distract!
-MasterA punches BeastSlim while dodging his attacks, skillfully.
Allie: Here, take your sword, its time to for the final blow!
-Allie shoots a light beam at BeastSlim paralyzing his movements.
Allie+MasterA:FINISH HIM, LUNK!!!
Lunk: HYAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-Lunk slashes BeastSlim in the head, impaling the master sword in him.-
Allie: Sages!!! Lets seal up the mighty beast in the Evil Realm!!
-The Sages all gather to open up the Evil Realm where Slim is dragged in, and sealed.-
BeastSlim: Don’t think this is over, kid! You may have defeated me, but I will come back and reign supreme once again.!!!!! Curse you MasterA! Curse you Allie!!
CURSE YOU…LUNK!!!
Allie: It seems peace has finally been restored.
MasterA: Yeah, it does. It feels good to see the beautiful blue sky again.
Lunk: Yeah, it sure does. Thanks, Master, I wouldn’t have done it without you.
MasterA: Yeah, you’re probably right, haha.
Allie: Oh, you guys haha.
Lunk: -Thank you, Wu-
=THE END= |
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