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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 07/05/2012 11:44:22
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What would you do, if you're the guy(or lady) in the kayak. You dont have any weps. meaning no guns....grenades...knife...swords...or pokemon cards. As you can see land is far.
soo...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO STAY ALIVE!
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Posted on 07/05/2012 11:47:17
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Posted on 07/05/2012 11:47:57
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Challenge him to halo, and let him sit and fry in bloodgulch

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| Chilla |
Posted on 07/05/2012 11:48:19
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i would chill and eat him
So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol
You can tellem that ive been through hell and back


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| Carnage |
Posted on 07/05/2012 12:34:38
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There really isnt anything you can do...you're in his domain now. But what you shouldn't do is splash the paddles furiously trying to escape as that will just make you more inviting and seemingly like wounded prey. I would suggest you just sit calmly in the kayak and wait for the shark to lose interest and leave. It may nudge the vessel a little only because they are curious but once they realize the kayak is inedible they will likely leave you alone. Sharks are not the vicious, ruthless, indiscriminate killers that hollywood has made them out to be.
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| Chilla |
Posted on 07/05/2012 12:47:54
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what if you have like a machine gun and shoot the shark then youll win lol
So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol
You can tellem that ive been through hell and back


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Posted on 07/05/2012 12:53:28
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NO wait it could be like Jaws we have like a propane tank and one bullet in a gun and you shoot that dang propane tank and it lands into the shark's mouth and explodes, that'd be awesome......... but serioulsy why can't we have pokemon cards? Pokemon is boss. But we cant use either on those idea i came up then i'd tell the shark to chill out in chill out on halo o.o

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Posted on 07/05/2012 13:21:45
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id sit there. cuss one im scared of sharks. lol an 2 like carn said there rlly aint anything u could do... but in make believe id drink a redbull an fly away lmao. Redbull gives u wings
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| ZA reaper |
Posted on 07/05/2012 14:22:34
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all a great white wants is for you to say hi and not scream and try to flee...ive done this before if u ask them how there day is they will let u ride on their backs as u fly over rainbows.

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| ZA Bvigil |
Posted on 07/05/2012 15:29:51
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Well if he was definitely gonna try and kill me I'd fight him because there is no better way to go out then fighting a god damn shark

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Posted on 07/05/2012 15:30:42
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what would i do? i'd hit it with the wooden stick things what make you move... then ram it down its throat and swim to shore
Hat: you mean oars?
Edited by The Hat of Love on 07/05/2012 15:40:18
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Posted on 07/05/2012 16:58:35
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I would have to communicate with the sky and summon lightning to shock that thing to death. Then of course I'd paddle back to the mainland to play some Halo.  |
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Posted on 07/05/2012 18:38:20
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or u could take the paddle and smack him on the nose or eye their sensitive their
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Posted on 07/05/2012 20:26:03
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I saw go with the Jaws idea - says Slowbro..... Im Freeze and i approve this message?

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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 07/05/2012 20:39:44
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i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol. |
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Posted on 07/05/2012 20:41:03
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RazNinjaMike wrote:
i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol. That is not a Great White...

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Posted on 07/05/2012 21:03:51
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FC Wings wrote:
RazNinjaMike wrote:
i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol. That is not a Great White...
Umm did you not read the caption on the picture?
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| FC Wings |
Posted on 07/05/2012 21:07:42
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now i did and i still say it isnt a great white i can only see a little of its bottom stomach

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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 07/05/2012 21:10:03
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FC Wings wrote:
now i did and i still say it isnt a great white i can only see a little of its bottom stomach
how are you seeing it's stomach in that pic O_o............ |
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 07/05/2012 22:06:16
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drop a giant batttery in the water, hope the electrical current kills it |
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