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After some crictial thinking, i would conclude i would die. After some crictial thinking, i would conclude i would die. 7%[1 Vote]
I would challenge him to halo I would challenge him to halo 36%[5 Votes]
I would paddle faster than a speed boat I would paddle faster than a speed boat 14%[2 Votes]
Not make a sound, hopefully he won't think i'm there Not make a sound, hopefully he won't think i'm there 14%[2 Votes]
I post my plan I post my plan 29%[4 Votes]
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What would you do, if you're the guy(or lady) in the kayak. You dont have any weps. meaning no guns....grenades...knife...swords...or pokemon cards. As you can see land is far.

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO STAY ALIVE!


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Challenge him to halo, and let him sit and fry in bloodgulch
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i would chill and eat him
So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol
You can tellem that ive been through hell and back
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There really isnt anything you can do...you're in his domain now. But what you shouldn't do is splash the paddles furiously trying to escape as that will just make you more inviting and seemingly like wounded prey. I would suggest you just sit calmly in the kayak and wait for the shark to lose interest and leave. It may nudge the vessel a little only because they are curious but once they realize the kayak is inedible they will likely leave you alone. Sharks are not the vicious, ruthless, indiscriminate killers that hollywood has made them out to be.
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what if you have like a machine gun and shoot the shark then youll win lol
So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol
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NO wait it could be like Jaws we have like a propane tank and one bullet in a gun and you shoot that dang propane tank and it lands into the shark's mouth and explodes, that'd be awesome.........Grin but serioulsy why can't we have pokemon cards? Pokemon is boss. But we cant use either on those idea i came up then i'd tell the shark to chill out in chill out on halo o.o
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id sit there. cuss one im scared of sharks. lol an 2 like carn said there rlly aint anything u could do... but in make believe id drink a redbull an fly away lmao. Redbull gives u wings Pfft
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all a great white wants is for you to say hi and not scream and try to flee...ive done this before if u ask them how there day is they will let u ride on their backs as u fly over rainbows.
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Well if he was definitely gonna try and kill me I'd fight him because there is no better way to go out then fighting a god damn shark
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what would i do? i'd hit it with the wooden stick things what make you move... then ram it down its throat and swim to shore

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I would have to communicate with the sky and summon lightning to shock that thing to death. Then of course I'd paddle back to the mainland to play some Halo. ~cheers~
 
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or u could take the paddle and smack him on the nose or eye their sensitive their
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I saw go with the Jaws idea - says Slowbro..... Im Freeze and i approve this message?
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i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol.
 
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RazNinjaMike wrote:
i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol.
That is not a Great White...
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FC Wings wrote:
RazNinjaMike wrote:
i like how some of you say you'd ram oars down its throat...i don't think you seen a great white shark in person.........lol.
That is not a Great White...


Umm did you not read the caption on the picture?
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now i did and i still say it isnt a great white i can only see a little of its bottom stomach
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FC Wings wrote:
now i did and i still say it isnt a great white i can only see a little of its bottom stomach


how are you seeing it's stomach in that pic O_o............
 
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drop a giant batttery in the water, hope the electrical current kills it
 
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