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1 OF THE BEST JOKES ERVER
Saviour
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Posted on 03/29/2012 08:20:52
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 there was some guy who had weed and went very high.
the next day he woke up and asked me what had happend
i said nothing much but...

1. he went to his pet gerbil and through it out the window and said "pikachu i choose you!!!"
2. he went to his car and said " optimus prime i need you!!!"
3. he went to his cupboard and opend it an said "NARNIA!!"
4. he saw some people on wheelchairs and said " i see you rollin..."

FUNNY RIGHT!!!!!!!!
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FC Wings
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Posted on 03/29/2012 11:16:30
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 1:Guess what.

2:What?

1:Chicken Butt.
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Posted on 03/29/2012 11:59:36
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 * What you doing?
- Nothing
* Your doing something, talking
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The Hat of Love
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 Urgh -_-
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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iloveboobies
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Posted on 03/29/2012 13:57:02
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 Did not shed a single chuckle
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Sinder
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Posted on 03/29/2012 14:12:21
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 Jokes aren't funny...
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Saviour
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Posted on 03/29/2012 14:37:59
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Sinder wrote:
Jokes aren't funny...


well sinder u r weird
u said u ate all the ocelots in the world!!!!!
In my book thats weird and scary
Edited by Saviour on 03/29/2012 14:38:28
 
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The Hat of Love
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Posted on 03/29/2012 14:38:49
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 And hurtful Frown
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Sinder
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Posted on 03/29/2012 14:57:58
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 Lol.... ?
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ZA reaper
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Posted on 03/29/2012 15:01:48
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 lol
i have a dirty joke its funny but involves sexual content pm if u want to hear it
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Posted on 03/29/2012 15:11:59
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 O.O LOL
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church wrote:
Did not shed a single chuckle
 
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Dudeman
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Posted on 03/29/2012 15:53:50
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RazNinjaMike wrote:
church wrote:
Did not shed a single chuckle


sorry bro Shock
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Posted on 03/29/2012 17:06:30
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 uhm... is it just me or did this just cram a bunch of internet quotes into one post... no offense, but I wasn't too impressed Q.Q
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Posted on 03/29/2012 17:14:36
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 I found this on internet somewhere under jokes...
* What you doing?
- Nothing
* Your doing something, talking
But I don't find it funny so I posted it =D
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Devase
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Posted on 03/29/2012 19:44:24
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 It was sort of funny
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ZA Luna
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Posted on 03/29/2012 20:16:21
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 ....nope
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Posted on 03/29/2012 20:20:38
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 ^
+1
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Posted on 03/29/2012 21:35:23
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 Lol... Wanna hear a pizza joke?


Nah nvm... It's too cheesy for yall.
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ZA Buckshot
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Posted on 03/29/2012 22:28:21
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 I see what you did there. xD
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