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SLOWBRO'S WEEKLY JOKE!!!
rosario
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Posted on 01/13/2012 01:03:19
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Slowbro's weekly joke! laugh at yourself Grin
*note* don't be offened by the jokes said here i do not mean 1 word of it

Give Her Another Chance!

At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, “How much is 101 plus 20?”
The blonde answered, “120.”
“No,” he said, “that’s not right.”
The audience called out, “Give her another chance.”
So the speaker asked the blonde, “How much is 10 plus 13?”
Slowly the blonde replied, “16.”
“Sorry,” he said, shaking his head.
Once again, the crowd roared, “Give her another chance.”
“This is your last try,” warned the speaker. “How much is 2 plus 2?”
Carefully she ventured, “Four?”
And the crowd yelled, “Give her another chance!”

hope you enjoyed your weekly chuckle and remember laugh at yourself Grin
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
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I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!
 
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Posted on 01/13/2012 13:13:37
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It's funny cos she's blonde.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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Carnage
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Posted on 01/13/2012 15:10:12
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HEY!!!!! I'm blonde!
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends

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That explains a lot about you, Carnage.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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Ronald
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Posted on 01/13/2012 17:01:15
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didnt get it...
NEVA GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! - FROM DRK TO RON

The Sharp toothed zombie
Brains, the sharp toothed zombie(zombie), had a verysharp tooth! And if you ever saw him, you better turn the hell around and run! All of the other zombies, wouldn’t let poor Brains play any zombie games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, santa came to say “oh brains, with your tooth so sharp, wont you eat my wife tonight. And all of the zombiesloved him and shouted out with glee.

Driving through the snow-
Driving through the snow, in a one turret hog, shooting noobs all the way hahhaha. Making spent cartridges ring! Oh jingle bells and shotgun shells, running over noobs all the way. Blasting through the snow, in a one turret hog, pwning noobs all the way hahaha
 
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Carnage
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Posted on 01/13/2012 17:19:55
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The Hat of Love wrote:
That explains a lot about you, Carnage.

...says the ocelot-crazed lunatic.
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends

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Ronald wrote:
didnt get it...

I'll explain.
You see, 2+2=4
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Posted on 01/15/2012 06:27:25
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lmao thts the part he didnt get hat

its written as Four ronald
 
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