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how za saved christmas
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 12/06/2011 20:48:42
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Wanker
Posts: 908
Joined: 11.05.11
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the epic story of za Christmas! each post will be closer to christmas, the finale on christmas day!  part 1 - Santa's dilemma
santa: ELF! is the sleigh fully loaded?
elf: yah boss! everything from shotguns to medkits to bannanas and dil-
santa: stop right there! this there is a forums here!
elf: i meant dill pickles
santa h thank the misltoe! i best be off!
"hours later"
sant: hm mm "suddenly, the back of santa's sleigh exlpodes causing santa to plummit to the ground"
"santa sees a spot to land"
santa: ah here looks good
"as santa lands, zombies move closer to his position"
santa: oh hello there i seem to be in a bit of a mishap, can you tell me- what are are you doing?! aggh!!!
meanwhile... at a random za outpost
za: hey drk, why are you so awesome?
drk: because i kick lots of noob' "za radio man"
radioman: sir you better hear this!
drk: what is it Sergeant? "drk listens to radio"
santa: help! this is OSN (old saint nick, santa claus)! SOS SOS! zombies are attacking my posito - "radio static" reindeer dead--- oh god they're playing tug of war with rudolf whahahhaha (crying)
drk: no problem santa, this is za ranger outpost delta, sit tight we're heading to your positon
drk: all right noobs listen up! old saint nick has gone down in hostile zombie territory! so if you ladies wanna have nothing for christmas you better load onto your hogs! not you za pilot, you get into the banshee, we'll need air support
"about an hour later"
za: look sir! osn in trouble!
drk: get into sniping positions! banshee pull out, we cant risk losing santa, which will end christmas!
za banshee: got it sir!
"the sniper teams open fire on the zombies"
santa: help!!!! "a zombie grabs santa's boot and begins to pull him down" ahhhhhhh!!!
drk: hold on santa "drk runs up and shoots the zombie in the head with his pistol"
drk: you all right santa?
santa: i'm alright, but the reindeer are dead, i have a broken leg, and my sleighs broken i dont kno-
drk: dont worry santa, back at head quarters, we have a fine team of medics who will patch you up, and the sleigh can be fixed with time
"hours later as mechanic's are looking at santa's sleigh"
mechanic: sir , you btter look at this
supervisor: what is that?
mechanic: looks like someone sabotaged santa's sleigh
supervisor: but what maniac would want to stop christmas?
meanwhile.....
the grinch: damn it! those zombies should've killed santa.... no matter, i will take matters into my own hands.... muhahahahahahaha
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 12/06/2011 21:26:58
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 2309
Joined: 16.04.11
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Lol  |
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 12/06/2011 21:38:36
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1778
Joined: 15.11.10
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Nice. Looks good!
 
 
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| ZA BlackAdder |
Posted on 12/06/2011 22:07:29
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Super Admin
Posts: 2419
Joined: 18.11.10
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very pimp
+1
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| Sarge |
Posted on 12/06/2011 23:47:18
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Senior Member
Posts: 369
Joined: 30.10.11
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gj
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| Carnage |
Posted on 12/07/2011 00:33:45
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Super Admin
Posts: 4245
Joined: 28.09.11
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I like this! I am anticipating your next installment!
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends
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| ZA EZrab |
Posted on 12/07/2011 03:45:30
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ShawnPeezy
Posts: 3268
Joined: 26.07.11
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nice cant wait for part 2 |
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