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| za heystarface |
Posted on 10/16/2011 08:21:27
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Kinda like corrupt a wish but more awesomer.
1. The first person posts a wish.
2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.
3. They then wish for something of their own.
Poster #1:
I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2:
Granted, but you get it in pennies. I wish...
I'll start.
I wish for magic beans!
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 08:47:50
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Granted, but the magic beans appear in your bowl of bean soup, so you eat them.
I wish for a better computer!

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| ZA bagles |
Posted on 10/16/2011 09:02:53
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Granted, but the computer has a password and u don't know it.
I wish for a bagels...
<3 Carnage
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 10:41:09
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Granted, but its a plastic bagel from china with lead paint.
I wish for a lava floor.

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| Carnage |
Posted on 10/16/2011 12:22:00
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Granted but.... then they haunt your nightmares for ever and cause you to eventually die in your sleep.
I wish I could win the lottery!! |
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:22:51
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Granted, but he roundhouse kicks you into the sun
I wish for a grape crush that hasnt been shaken up

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| za heystarface |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:38:51
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Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.
I wish I didn't have to go to the laundry mat today... |
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:48:28
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Granted, but your clothes dissenagrate and you have to wear hobo rags.
I wish for a perfect day

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| ZA bagles |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:54:31
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Granted, but the next day u get crushed by a giant Donut
I wish for magic bananas...
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Posted on 10/16/2011 13:56:30
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Granted, but the bananas give off radiation and you die
I wish for a Larger Television

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| ZA bagles |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:57:25
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Granted, but u get no signal
I wish for some dr. pepper...
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:58:21
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Granted, but some noob shook it for a year before you got it and it explodes all over.
I wish for the Giants to win the superbowl

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| ZA bagles |
Posted on 10/16/2011 13:59:24
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Granted, but they all get lit on fire the next day
I wish for a warthog in real life...
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 10/16/2011 14:00:10
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Granted but you lose control driving and run over your mom.
I wish for adder to come give me a kiss. |
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Posted on 10/16/2011 14:00:54
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Granted, but Adder had superglue on his lips and now your stuck to him
I wish for my screen to be brighter
lol what just happend star replied to bagles and bagles replied to mine out of order lol.
OMG ninja replies gtfo!
Edited by nygiants88 on 10/16/2011 14:04:23

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Posted on 10/16/2011 14:05:10
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Calling Bagles a fail, Fail star.
Yes i know u edited ur post to say dancer

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| za heystarface |
Posted on 10/16/2011 14:07:14
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lmao I know,... too many replies ahhh!
Granted, but the electricity goes out.
I wish I had a maid. |
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| ZA bagles |
Posted on 10/16/2011 14:09:19
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Granted, but the maid only speaks russian.
I wish for star to get on TS...
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 10/16/2011 14:10:20
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Granted, but her russian maid takes over the mic and sings showtunes.
I wish for SLIM to make a mobile version of the site so I can check threads at the laundry mat. |
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 10/16/2011 14:13:05
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******** stop editing so many posts your making me edit mine
Granted, but the Site is blocked from your mobile device so it doesnt help
I wish for less homework thats still easy
Edited by nygiants88 on 10/16/2011 14:14:45

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