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One sentence story.
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/05/2011 07:35:21
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ShawnPeezy

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Basically, you create a story one line at a time. The story has to make sense and there is no excuse for it not to be funny. You have to play off the previous sentence. This is not an A.D.D. story. No saying The End. If any one says that, their post will be deleted or edited... by me.
I will start off.
There once was a man named Numpty. |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 08:11:39
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ShawnPeezy

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He lived alone in a faraway, make-believe land called France.
(You never said it had to be true. Unless you do live in France?)
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/05/2011 08:30:47
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ShawnPeezy

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(I didn't want it to be true. Thats why I said make it funny)
One day while in France, he came across this weird person with saggy nipples. |
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/05/2011 09:15:12
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it was trunks

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| ZA Soopa-Sooj |
Posted on 09/05/2011 09:57:41
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Trunks asked if Numpty could help iron them.
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A Proud Canadian
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| TacoCookie |
Posted on 09/05/2011 10:09:03
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But then Numpty had to iron things better than Trunks.

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| ZA Lynx |
Posted on 09/05/2011 10:17:30
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Trunks got very upset and bought his own iron |
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/05/2011 10:24:09
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trunks got furiuos and treid to iron numpty

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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/05/2011 10:53:59
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but then code fell and deid

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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 11:10:59
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ShawnPeezy

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It was painful and embarrassing to watch, but even more so for Code as his spine had fallen out.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/05/2011 11:26:50
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ShawnPeezy

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Numpty picked up Code's spine and beat trunks with it until his nipples were no longer saggy. |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 11:40:28
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ShawnPeezy

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This made Trunks rather sad; he had liked his saggy nipples.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 12:38:54
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ShawnPeezy

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They were a hard target to hit.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 12:43:58
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ShawnPeezy

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But unfortunately, Havok decided to check his sniper was loaded by unloading several rounds into Althor's head.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 12:46:10
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ShawnPeezy

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It was ignored as it is considered the height of rudeness to interrupt a threesome.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 13:11:08
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ShawnPeezy

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Eventually, Hat picked up the map and showed it to Numpty and Church.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| alltheabove |
Posted on 09/05/2011 14:00:48
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Numpty and Church LOL at Hat, not taking him seriously.
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/05/2011 15:11:55
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ShawnPeezy

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But by this time Havok had recovered his position and was preparing to fire on Church.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/05/2011 17:50:52
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church with his stunning vision killed havok

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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 09/05/2011 18:27:36
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special

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Then luna won THE GAME.
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