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One sentence story.
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 09/06/2011 18:50:27
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Wanker
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i am relieved to no longer be possessed and began to dance, unfortunately i fall and twist my ankle.
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/06/2011 19:11:48
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ShawnPeezy
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(speak in 3rd person other wise it makes you sound like ur the one narrating when there is no narrator)
Numpty then laughs so hard that he drops his taco and his sombrero fell off, how he got the sombrero is still a mystery tho.
**EDIT** This thread has been brought back to life with a new rule. NO INTENTIONALLY KILLING THE THREAD!!!!! Any posts that could possible lead to the thread's death will be deleted.
Edited by ZA numpty on 09/06/2011 21:39:40 |
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 09/06/2011 21:38:53
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The thought of the sombrero brings back memories from Numpty's past when he was but a poor Mexican child growing up somewhere in Southeast Asia, and a silent tear escapes from his eye behind his reflective visor as he thinks of his poor mother, who was killed by a rampaging goat.
 
 
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 09/06/2011 22:21:31
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Upon hearing this ridiculous story, Luna laughs so hard she dies, but since she is the queen of run on sentences, she pops back to life and reminds shotgun to finish his carrots and marmite because who is he to be picky while there are poor starving chinese in africa with nothing to eat but obese chupacabras, and after reminding him of this tragic truth, she goes up to jugg and seals hiis taco.
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| Devase |
Posted on 09/07/2011 05:53:06
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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Then everyone kills kitykatt and acts like the asians and chow down.
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/07/2011 07:47:32
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after hearing this story church backs away very slowly
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| ZA Lynx |
Posted on 09/07/2011 11:22:19
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as churched backed away, he noticed something in the sky |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/07/2011 11:38:39
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ShawnPeezy
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It was the burnt, tattered remains of a Hat.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| Devase |
Posted on 09/07/2011 11:51:56
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This hat was thrown as a distraction so that tex can steal his robotic body
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/07/2011 12:12:35
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ShawnPeezy
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It was then suddenly realised that this was not a poor and obvious parody / ripoff of Red vs Blue
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 09/07/2011 15:34:06
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tex possessed the robotic body only to find out all the gears are missing and it can't move.
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/07/2011 16:12:20
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Then Numpty started slapping people who are making this like RvB upside the head. |
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/07/2011 17:11:15
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then church came back with a assualt rifle and a sniper rifle
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 09/07/2011 17:20:24
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Trunks, who had been applauding Numpty for his swift thinking, was suddenly shocked by what Church did next.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| sureshot |
Posted on 09/07/2011 17:45:06
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church took out his sniper rofle and said sosme za members have been assasanated and we need to move
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 09/07/2011 19:03:23
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Then numpty shouted~GET TO DA ROFLCOPTER!~
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/07/2011 19:05:09
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Numpty not trusting church and thinking that it was him who killed his friends, called the Ghost Busters. When they got there Everyone started going crazy cuz it was Bill Fucking Murray. |
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 09/07/2011 19:09:10
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Numpty crossed streams and blew the earth into oblivion.
~poor numpty started this forum and broke his own rule of only 1 sentence~
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 09/07/2011 19:15:11
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ShawnPeezy
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(ah yes, but many people are putting fragments and some people (shotty, luna, all) have also been doing this. It helps mold the story more.) Just then, Numpty got in his portable time machine and saved the earth from the evil doctor Mortal who is actually the one who blew up the earth and blamed it on Numpty to gain revenge on Numpty who recently foiled another scheme of his to destroy Mars. |
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 09/07/2011 19:26:56
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mortal was locked away and interviewed many times, never changing the truth. ~Numpty may have saved the human race for now but i will escape and prevent them from colonizing the paradise that mars is thanks to my research.~
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