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Zombie Assassins .::. Halo Gaming Community :: General :: Jokes

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1 OF THE BEST JOKES ERVER
rosario	#41 Posted on 05/19/2012 12:10:40
Wanker Posts: 922 Joined: 25.11.11	What does a chinese say when he goes to Walmart? I made this. A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger? I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!


Revenge	#42 Posted on 07/23/2012 01:32:52
Super Admin Posts: 1297 Joined: 28.06.12	Those Asian jokes don't work well when you have Asian cousins and you're not Asian. Haha.


rosario	#43 Posted on 07/23/2012 03:10:47
Wanker Posts: 922 Joined: 25.11.11	learn to laugh at yourself its healthy A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger? I WILL 1 DAY RULE SOVIET RUSSIA!!!!


ZA Buckshot	#44 Posted on 07/23/2012 03:35:30
I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special Posts: 1778 Joined: 15.11.10	That Asian joke had better not get finished, Slow. We DO NOT allow racist anything on our site or servers. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you for trying. You know better, especially as a trial admin.


Saviour	#45 Posted on 07/23/2012 05:31:27
Numpty Posts: 1352 Joined: 05.10.11	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO slowy in trouble


Chilla	#46 Posted on 07/23/2012 05:42:07
I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special Posts: 1634 Joined: 10.04.12	what is the difference between a tomato and a lemon? the tomato is red and the lemon yellow lol So i dont have to repeat it that often: Im from Poland and i live in Germany lol You can tellem that ive been through hell and back


The Hat of Love	#47 Posted on 07/23/2012 08:46:57
ShawnPeezy Posts: 9035 Joined: 31.07.11	Chilla wrote: what is the difference between a tomato and a lemon? the tomato is red and the lemon yellow lol ._. my signature broke, here is a fox snek:


ZA BrickSquad	#48 Posted on 07/23/2012 09:30:05
ShawnPeezy Posts: 5303 Joined: 12.05.11	Chilla wrote: what is the difference between a tomato and a lemon? the tomato is red and the lemon yellow lol LMAO this is the best fking joke I ever read!**


Hotpot	#49 Posted on 07/23/2012 18:19:17
Senior Member Posts: 397 Joined: 25.05.11	rosario wrote: What does a chinese say when he goes to Walmart? I made this. shi wu sui de xiao hai zheng hao xiao! bu guo xian zai zhong guo ren you mei guo de qian. you wen ti ma? Edited by Hotpot on 07/23/2012 18:27:37 Which one are you?


Mator	#50 Posted on 07/23/2012 19:13:23
Senior Member Posts: 265 Joined: 28.06.12	The only kind of jokes that are funny to me these days are inside jokes. Comedy is relative, kids.


ledapus	#51 Posted on 07/23/2012 22:58:05
Senior Member Posts: 423 Joined: 05.11.11	what hot pot says is useless to u unless you know the correct tones -Xfire: ledapus- -Xbox Live gamertag: Ledapus- LEDAPIE FOR THE WIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!


ZA BrickSquad	#52 Posted on 07/23/2012 23:35:36
ShawnPeezy Posts: 5303 Joined: 12.05.11	Tic-toc. That's how a clock sounds when it tic's its second-hand. =)