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funny stories
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| tac-O |
Posted on 07/22/2012 11:45:53
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Thivis an inception story. Only the few talented will get it.
"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees. I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...
***OFFICIAL ZA SQUAD RESPONSE TEAM*** - Driver |
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 07/22/2012 13:26:55
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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tac-O wrote:
ZA Luna wrote:
I was walking from the band hall to my biology class last school year, and when I opened the door to see a bunch of kids standing around gawking at a guy in a banana suit. Before my mind could even register what was happening, the banana boy screamed and ran past me. Soon after a guy in (I kid you not) a gorilla suit came barreling past. Gorilla guy chased banana boy a short distance down the hallway before gorilla guy was stopped by one of the teachers. After that I walked into biology class slightly shell-shocked.
I have so many more stories.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave .........it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look like”
At least mine are real and not copy/pasted from the internet.
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| kennanstallard |
Posted on 07/24/2012 01:22:35
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once when i was 12 i had watched this movie at the end of the school but sadly i could not see the end of this movie because i had gone with my friend to sell bake sale it was me and him for 1 hour and 7 tables of sugary goodness i would rather be watching the end of the movie then me and my friend had decided to ask our teacher if we could borrow the movie so we borrowed it and my younger brother spilled melted chocolate on the tape and then we both got detention |
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| FC Wings |
Posted on 07/24/2012 13:33:05
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Mine is not caring for this thread
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| ZA BrickSquad |
Posted on 07/24/2012 15:39:04
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ShawnPeezy
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ROFL at Kennanstallard |
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