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1 OF THE BEST JOKES ERVER
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| FC Wings |
Posted on 03/29/2012 22:39:36
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Phoenix wrote:
Lol... Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Nah nvm... It's too cheesy for yall. I dont get it DX ..... nah just joking
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 03/29/2012 23:29:33
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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*headdesk*
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| Dudeman |
Posted on 03/29/2012 23:40:15
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^ +1 Phoenix, I did manage a chuckle  or an excited smile 
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 03/30/2012 00:18:53
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Q: What happens when a person with a lisp becomes addicted to drugs?
A: Things get methy.
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| FC Wings |
Posted on 03/30/2012 00:22:00
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OMGAWD i like this sugar!
That isnt sugar thats coccaine
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 03/30/2012 11:10:43
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Star's was actually pretty good, in a bad way.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| Sarge |
Posted on 03/30/2012 13:06:57
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So a penguin is driving through the desert and his car is having trouble, luckily theres a town up the road. He stops at the garage in town, and its very hot. He notices an ice cream shop across the street, and of course penguins love ice cream, so he goes across the street and gets some. On the way back to the garage, his ice cream begins to melt and it gets on his chin. When he returns to the garage, the machanic says "it looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin said "no its ice cream i swear!"
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 03/30/2012 14:33:29
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I LOL'D.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| Sarge |
Posted on 03/30/2012 16:26:07
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EDIT: By the way, that joke was like one of those videos where you're supposed to not laugh, and you end up laughing because someone actually found it funny. Although, i guess its because im not 14 anymore, i dunno. Sorry if thats too harsh, i can be an asshole sometimes.
Edited by Sarge on 03/30/2012 16:34:59
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 03/30/2012 16:41:59
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| Sarge |
Posted on 03/30/2012 16:43:55
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Edited by Sarge on 03/30/2012 16:46:39
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| Sinder |
Posted on 03/30/2012 16:50:24
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za heystarface wrote:
Q: What happens when a person with a lisp becomes addicted to drugs?
A: Things get methy.
I don't get it?
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| weeshuggy |
Posted on 03/30/2012 16:58:20
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Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert.
The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed.
They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis.
The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE!
Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TYRES!!! |
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| weeshuggy |
Posted on 03/30/2012 17:04:09
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A guy goes to the Joob Centre to apply for a job at the Centre. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the army?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for three tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M."
"This is a government job" the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls....no point in you coming in for that" |
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| The Hat of Love |
Posted on 03/30/2012 17:25:04
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Those are the jokes that are very long and dont' have a very good punchlines.
Classic.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 03/30/2012 21:10:23
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@ Sinder: Oh Sinder. You don't have to get it.
@ Huggy: I could almost hear the wop wop wooooop music when I got to the end of those punchlines.
@Star: I almost smiled
@ Sarge: No...just...just no.
Not impressed xD
I must have a really weird, twisted sense of humor.
Edited by ZA Luna on 03/30/2012 21:12:54
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| FC Wings |
Posted on 03/30/2012 21:19:16
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ZA Luna wrote:
@ Sinder: Oh Sinder. You don't have to get it.
@ Huggy: I could almost hear the wop wop wooooop music when I got to the end of those punchlines.
@Star: I almost smiled
@ Sarge: No...just...just no.
Not impressed xD
I must have a really weird, twisted sense of humor. So your saying if someone died a werid way you will laugh?
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| ZA Luna |
Posted on 03/31/2012 15:38:43
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FC Wings wrote:
ZA Luna wrote:
@ Sinder: Oh Sinder. You don't have to get it.
@ Huggy: I could almost hear the wop wop wooooop music when I got to the end of those punchlines.
@Star: I almost smiled
@ Sarge: No...just...just no.
Not impressed xD
I must have a really weird, twisted sense of humor. So your saying if someone died a werid way you will laugh?
Eeeeh probably not. Acutally I have no Idea what sense of humor I have 
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 03/31/2012 16:33:53
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I shall make you smile Luna.
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| Justin |
Posted on 05/19/2012 11:51:09
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idk an jokes but thes are funny....... |
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