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The ZÅ Report
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After a few months out of action, the ZÅ News printers are running again at full capacity.

It can only mean one thing ...
that's right, your favourite clan newsletter,
The ZÅ Report, is back!


Hot off the press, Issue #20.

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The current chief editor is ninja, co-edited by Revenge.
To contribute or suggest features, please contact ninja or Revenge.

All issues will be available on the Newsletter page: http://zaclan.org...page_id=23
Thanks to the previous editor, TheHatOfLove.
Edited by ninja on 01/15/2014 12:22:34
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It's awesome! I love it! My favorite bit was when you spelled organizing with the UK spelling. It made me feel really fancy to be reading it.

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Great work Ninja!
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Awesome!
 
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Mist wrote:
Awesome!


This..

Dudeman wrote:
Great work Ninja!


That..

za heystarface wrote:
It's awesome! I love it! My favorite bit was when you spelled organizing with the UK spelling. It made me feel really fancy to be reading it.

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And LOL! Pfft
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Nice job guys!
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Great job guys Smile Good to see the ZA report back on the stands.
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YAY THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! SUPER AWESOME JOB GUYS!
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This is awesome. I always thought the newsletter was a cool feature ZA had, but there hadn't been any done since before I joined ZA. Nice job.
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Nice work ninja! I love it. <3
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this gets a seal of approval.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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Updates:

I renovated the Newsletter page: http://zaclan.org...page_id=23. It doesn't look much different, but trust me, the HTML is very neat now!

but more importantly ...

Submissions!
Revenge and I are a creative pair and can probably squeeze out an issue every month, but what we'd love is submissions from you!

Personal News:
We want to hear your news: Scored great grades? Got a promotion? Finally learnt how to balance a spoon on your nose? Share it with us!

ZÅ Articles:
Want to practise your journalistic skills? Contact an editor about writing an article about the latest ZÅ news: you can suggest something or we might be able to give ideas.

Other Features:
We like to keep things varied, so if you've got anything to contribute, we want to know. Taken a lovely photo? Thought up a good puzzle? Researched something interesting? Submit your stuff!

To contribute, please contact me or Revenge via PM, or over xfire. Alternatively, you can submit news using the 'Submit News' link on the NAV panel.
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Don't forget that you can contribute to the ZÅ Report - just contact an editor.
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@Ninjar

You forgot to include that the NSA of White House has invaded our site and the NSA of [ZÅ] will do whatever it takes to protect the clan + site from their evil corrupted governmental hands. xD


Also wow, Slim's birthday is coming up in 2 more days! Happy Early Birthday Slim! Grin
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Issue #22 has arrived. Get it while you can!

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Feedback would be much appreciated - post here or PM an editor.
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Good report! Thanks for doing this and keep up the great work!!!
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@Ninja

Nice job! I found a grammar error on the part where it said "backto" for Paradox's welcome back. <3
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Vulture wrote:
@Ninja

Nice job! I found a grammar error on the part where it said "backto" for Paradox's welcome back. <3

Thanks for the feedback.

I've fired the previous typesetters. It's a huge waste of paper, but we've done another print run with the corrected spacing. The ZÅ Report strives to deliver on quality.
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BREAKING NEWS

Issue 23. You saw it here first.

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dam nit ninja... your cool.
 
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