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Scary Stories
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| Caesar |
Posted on 10/19/2013 17:24:51
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The month of October is here. Thus, Halloween is coming up. So during that time, we scare ourselves, void our bowels, and seek comfort in our insomnia. We watch scary movies and read scary stories. So why not set up a page where we post scary stories? If the story is too long, just post a link. If it's short, go ahead and post it here.
My scary stories from the internet:
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat
phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating
her. But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep.
Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red.
Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story.
There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red.
I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast.
Such is life in Moscow
Edited by Caesar on 10/19/2013 17:27:35
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus
I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around. |
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| Caesar |
Posted on 10/19/2013 17:25:28
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Mother and father got a little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read it downstairs because there's no electricity (the parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long).
So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it maeks her nervous.
The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call milita. We do not have an Lenin statue."
The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenin's statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue.
Such is life in Mother Russia.
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus
I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around. |
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| Caesar |
Posted on 10/19/2013 17:27:47
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Joined: 22.08.13
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One night man tries escape from gulag.
Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sack and dragged out. The next morning he is shot like dog.
Pictures are windows. KGB always watching.
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus
I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around. |
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| BuhBiggieback |
Posted on 10/19/2013 18:15:16
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Wanker
Posts: 582
Joined: 18.07.13
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Caesar wrote:
The month of October is here. Thus, Halloween is coming up. So during that time, we scare ourselves, void our bowels, and seek comfort in our insomnia. We watch scary movies and read scary stories. So why not set up a page where we post scary stories? If the story is too long, just post a link. If it's short, go ahead and post it here.
My scary stories from the internet:
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat
phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating
her. But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
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| Vulture |
Posted on 10/20/2013 01:10:31
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Joined: 25.08.12
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Thanks a lot! I'm scared to go to bed now.. 
 Proud to be in the Jajaja group! |
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| Caesar |
Posted on 10/20/2013 01:10:55
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Joined: 22.08.13
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Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Capitalists can lick too." She screams.
The girl was sent for re-education in Estonia, her parents sent to labor in Siberia. One must always be watchful and never let American spies into one's house.
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus
I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around. |
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| Caesar |
Posted on 10/20/2013 01:26:51
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Joined: 22.08.13
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KGB is called to investigate woman’s charred body found in oven during winter. Only clue found in the house is a camcorder which is empty. Later on a video is found in a well that has dried up due to bad Fall turnip harvest. Inside of the well is a tape depicting a woman crawling into the exact oven, it shaking, and a black cloud coming from the oven. The woman does not resemble in any way the body found at the scene of the crime. KGB rules it off as occupant trying to get warm during frigid Russian winter. KGB burns down house to keep neighbors happy and warm.
My name is Julius Augustus Octavianus Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin Brutus
I am DrkInferno in case you didn't know. booooooo (didn't change that) Actually the other way around. |
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