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I now control the hill
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/07/2013 13:58:01
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The Rules:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. IE, stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please
-End your post with I now have the hill
-You respawn back onto the hill on your next post, you cannot be “vanished” permanently and be made non-existent
I will start.
I sit back and watch the creator of the hill finish building the hill. I slowly sneak up on him, and do a chuck norris roundhouse kick on him. Then i toss his body down the hill to my dogs ;D I now have the hill.
Edited by ODST on 07/07/2013 14:18:53
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 07/07/2013 14:01:41
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As ODST watches his dogs devour the creator of his hill, he begins to get sleepy - very sleepy. I mosey up onto the hill as he snoozes in a patch of shade. I very gently and lovelingly SMASH IN HIS FUCKING HEAD WITH A BIG ROCK and claim the hill as my own. The dogs, realizing my superiority, accept me as their pack leader.
I now have the hill.
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/07/2013 14:07:15
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Star decides to build a nice litte house and camps there, I respawn and act as though i am a vengeful spirit and over many many weeks haunt her dreams. Eventually, when she is on the edge of insanity. I appear again, she pulls her knife out and charges at me. She realizes at the last moment that i am on the edge of the cliff i then sidestep and then push her off the edge. I stand at the top of the hill and smile while hearing her scream all the way down. I now control the hill.
Edited by ODST on 07/07/2013 14:24:17
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| Link |
Posted on 07/07/2013 14:31:57
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ShawnPeezy
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As I watch Odis chuckle standing on top of the hill, I grab my horse Epona
and prepare my light arrow to shoot Odis. Odis is shot, and turns into light while I laugh hysterically, sitting on the hill with Epona.
I now control the hill.
I WILL BREAK YOUR POTS AND STEAL YOUR RUPEES
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/07/2013 14:37:11
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i take some horse poisoning and put it in epona's food. When epona falls sick link trys to help her. Over many days epona suffers immensely, eventually she dies and link goes to make a grave. Just as he finish digging, he turns and sees me above with a shotgun. "thanks for diggin your own grave MUHAHAH LUNK" and then i shoot link. I now control the hill
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 07/07/2013 15:09:56
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Star, having nearly died from the cliff fall, has been secretly recuperating in a tree. Mourning the loss of her friend link, she vows to get revenge on Odis. Taking note of his daily habits, the way a good spy would - star plots her attack. She decides that the best way to get back at him will be slow and painful. One night, star floods the air with an herbal vapor that puts Odis into a paralyzing trance. Completely awake, but unable to move, she ties him to the tree by his legs. Tying his arms to a tractor she drives in the opposite direction. Slowly stretching the paralyzed odis into a human hyde. Over the course of several days, the body dries out and is mounted high in the air, an Odis flag, to warn all who try to take the hill again.
I now have the hill.
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/07/2013 15:25:51
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Odis, still alive as a flag, waits till star goes to sleep. He then creeps into her room and cocoons her with his flag. She slowly suffocates over 7 days of torture. Discarding her body like a rag. I now have the hill.
Edited by ODST on 07/07/2013 15:48:30
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| Levi |
Posted on 07/08/2013 16:48:28
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Possum, who was also present in star's room at night as usual, starts cutting the wrapped up star including odis into small pieces. He then attaches the pieces into an opossum shaped creature and makes it dig a hole towards the hill. I safely reach the hill using the tunnel. I now control the hill.
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/08/2013 17:31:42
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I take pipes and pump down radioactive waste under the hill which eventually leaks into possums food, and turns him into an actual possum! Possum aims downward toward the earths core, and starts tunneling down there to start a mutant possum colony. I call in Luke Skywalker and he fires a proton torpedo down the exhaust por... I MEAN UH hole. Just like shootin them possume I MEAN womprats back on tatainoe eh luke? The hill explodes then reforms back into the hill. I walk up the hill with luke, and we found a jedi academy on the hill and train an army of jedi KNIGHTS WHA HAAAAAAAA!!!!! I now control the hill w8ith a jedi army MUHAHAH
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 07/08/2013 20:38:24
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I make declaration that Raz is here. Odst shat his pant and runs away. I now have hill. |
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Posted on 07/08/2013 20:42:50
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ShawnPeezy
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While Raz is busy celebrating his declaration of the hill, I use a super mega giant hax rox and blow him up I now control the hill .
I WILL BREAK YOUR POTS AND STEAL YOUR RUPEES
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| ODST |
Posted on 07/08/2013 21:28:14
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using my trained army of jedi knights, led by grand jedi master CHUCK NORRIS!!!! we mind trick link into beliveing dead epoa is hovering over the edge of the cliff. Link runs to epona not realizing shes not on the ground, link jumps and then as he flies to his doom, all my jedi knights lower and raise link to 10,000 feet to 5 feet up and down 3 times making link puke. When on the 3rd time, link reachs the top,, chuck norris jumps up and does a force roundhouse kick into link making link fall at mach one into the ground. Chuck norris, since hes faster then light, flies to the buttom and roundhouse kicks link up repeating this until link is traveling at mach 5 and is a ball of pudding. Chuck norris then kicks link one last time, link flies faster then the speed of light into the earth punching a hole, finally dead. Me and chuck norris shake hands and we i mean I (HAH CHUCK YOU MINION) now control the hill.
Edited by ODST on 07/08/2013 22:23:26
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 09/11/2013 23:10:08
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using my Giant Magic Eraser, I erase all of ODIS's forces, and leave him stranded and naked on top of the hill. Filled with shame and horror he flees, never to be seen again.
I now control the hill.
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| Vulture |
Posted on 09/11/2013 23:13:10
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Using my hax to ban Star for not liking the idea of the new "Your kicked" forum game. 
I now control the hill. mwhuahuahuahhauahuahu 
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| ODST |
Posted on 09/12/2013 08:20:06
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Using my vbot 9000, i lure vulture with links dead body. Since vulture is a vulture, and likes to tbag things, he goes over to tbag link. I pull out my sniper rifle, bam, vulture twitchs, and dies. I now control the hill
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| Vulture |
Posted on 09/12/2013 13:18:43
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Using my $150 gaming headset to hear them sounds before ODST tries to headshot me with the sniper rifle as I quickly do an 180 degree turn and no scope him to the head with my Vultbot V3.0 and later deliver an awesome tbag to ODST's corpse. xD
I now control the hill. 
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| nygiants88 |
Posted on 09/12/2013 16:27:53
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I lure vulture off the hill by laying a sniper rifle in his sight. Once he is off the hill, I move the hill to a secret location that only i know. Then I get on the hill. I control the hill.
Edited by nygiants88 on 09/12/2013 16:28:48
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