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epic christmas party
Drkinferno
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Posted on 12/25/2011 14:36:54
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so on christmas eve i was with my cousins and friends. good time... good time. we mixed captain morgan rum with egg nog. then we were drunk and bored (people kept booting us from xbox live parties because they didnt want to hear buzzed talk. so one of my asshole cousins got an idea to lock me in a freaking closet. not only that, they also blocked it off with chairs,tables, and an old tv. assholes. as of this post, i am just able to have gotten out of the closet. its 12:30 now am now, i was locked in the closet at around 10:00 pm (as my ipod told me), meaning, i was locked in for 13 hours. my ipod was in the red (charged wise) eventually it died, leaving me steadily more and more insane. i came to beleive i was god, (thats what happens when i go for a few hours without my ipod Sad hahahha) Grin. anyways, how was christmaseve for you, as i plot my revenge on those drunken bastards
 
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13 HOURS?!?!?! DID YOU TINKLE IN AN OLD BOOT?
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Drkinferno wrote:
i was locked in for 13 hours.

Bullsh*t.
Merry Christmas!
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ninja wrote:
[quote]Drkinferno wrote:
Bullsh*t.
Merry Christmas!


well thats what the ipod clock and pc clock said
 
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Drkinferno wrote:
well thats what the ipod clock and pc clock said

Drkinferno wrote:
then we were drunk
 
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I know that feel still haven't got back on my cousins yet though
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Lol. How did you pee?!?
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How big was this closet?
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star most likely it was like this lol...

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za heystarface
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LMAO! OMG FOR 13 HOURS!?! Drk deserves some kind of medal.
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he deserves the Epic Closet Time Medal
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Brains, the sharp toothed zombie(zombie), had a verysharp tooth! And if you ever saw him, you better turn the hell around and run! All of the other zombies, wouldn’t let poor Brains play any zombie games. Then one foggy Christmas eve, santa came to say “oh brains, with your tooth so sharp, wont you eat my wife tonight. And all of the zombiesloved him and shouted out with glee.

Driving through the snow-
Driving through the snow, in a one turret hog, shooting noobs all the way hahhaha. Making spent cartridges ring! Oh jingle bells and shotgun shells, running over noobs all the way. Blasting through the snow, in a one turret hog, pwning noobs all the way hahaha
 
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His OP should say "DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME"
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Posted on 12/26/2011 01:32:52
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
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rofl!
13 hours in a cold room, how did you survive?
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Posted on 12/26/2011 11:40:09
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what the hours consisted of:

1-2: cussing at the bastards and pounding on the door "YOU SONOVABITCH!" "MOTHAF@@@as!!!" ipod dies.... :'(

3-4: realizing its futile just sit there, randomly calling out and kicking the door

5-6: realizing i might die here, i begin to shake, and shed a tear
7-9: i beleive i am a god and order the shirts to massacre the shoes (with no ipod, and sleeping out of the question, i find ways to amuse myself)
10Grinoze off
11: doze off
12: sleep
13: someone finally opens the door "cousin? you were still in there?!"


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Posted on 12/27/2011 02:32:53
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how could you not have thought to j*ck off in there. lol
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