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The Adventures of Slim's Vestal Shirt! (rated PG-13)
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| FC_SlimJim |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:24:50
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well, recently i purchased a shirt known round the world to be quite obscene. Some counties even have laws against wearing it (New Zealand). but non-the less i think its cool so im gonna wear the damn thing. here i will try my best to share all the stories that arise out of doing so.
here is an img, the box with text inside is located on the back side of it.
1. the day it arrived i got kicked out of my local Mejiers. the Female Manager felt it was "to disturbing to the other customers" for me to wear it inside.
2. Wore it to the family thanksgiving feats, i was asked to leave after 20 mins.
3. was arrested for wearing it while walkign down the street. was released later that day. had to pay a $20 fine |
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| ZA Buckshot |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:26:43
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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That is amazing!
 
 
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| FC_SlimJim |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:28:05
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god i hope i dont get arrested again, that bit sucked. ive gotten so many looks its nto even funny |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:29:23
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Wow... |
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| Drkinferno |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:48:05
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pg-13 my ass, it should be rated xxx  |
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 11/27/2011 21:57:30
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what does the red text say. i have no idea what it says |
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| ZA lemonzandcandy |
Posted on 11/27/2011 22:02:31
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one of the red words is "MasterWu i mean Bating"
-cod md- - terraria md?- |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 11/27/2011 22:26:41
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Says Female Masturbation lol |
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| Phoenix |
Posted on 11/27/2011 22:27:45
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Nvm about the Female part lol. Misguessed |
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| Shawnn |
Posted on 11/27/2011 22:50:16
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She thinkin of me
Jk lol I kid I kid. Damn slim why do you want to wear it so nad? Are you trying to stand up for somethinf
Edit ****
Why are you a jesus hater, you athiest? You dont have to diss Jesus to get your point through man, not a cool shirt. I just saw the girl, but didnt read the caption, but seriosly.
Edited by Shawnn on 11/27/2011 22:52:19
Patriots Who? Packers Who? Cowboys gon run dat train on dem boys
u mad?
how bout now : D |
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| RazNinjaMike |
Posted on 11/28/2011 00:24:23
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i ment text on top of shirt not bottom |
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| Shawnn |
Posted on 11/28/2011 00:25:29
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wow why would you were the shirt jesus hater ?
Patriots Who? Packers Who? Cowboys gon run dat train on dem boys
u mad?
how bout now : D |
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| ZA Bvigil |
Posted on 11/28/2011 00:29:06
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Well that seems like an easy way to Troll IRL lol I'd wear it
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| za heystarface |
Posted on 11/28/2011 01:29:26
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If someone beats you to death with their Bible, don't say I didn't warn you...
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| Carnage |
Posted on 11/28/2011 01:41:46
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I like this shirt but I couldn't wear it out in public for fear of getting street raped cause I live in the bible belt.
"Hey guys, I just bought this thing called a sight ward...so it's GG." - MasterA in League of Legends
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| ZA EZrab |
Posted on 11/28/2011 02:28:33
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lol carnage |
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| Sarge |
Posted on 11/28/2011 02:39:57
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Im personally offended
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| ZA BlackAdder |
Posted on 11/28/2011 04:38:45
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u like cradle of filth??? (thats wat it says on top mike)
and the only thing wrong with that shirt, its the woman topless imo
everythin else is freedom of speech
btw i hope u dont get into more trouble.
Edited by ZA BlackAdder on 11/28/2011 04:40:35
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| ZA Jeckle |
Posted on 11/28/2011 07:25:44
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holy hell slim!......my sister would wear that no joke....she bi. btw any1 got a video camera i wana record slims bible beating and post on youtube.
Edited by ZA Jeckle on 11/28/2011 07:28:56 |
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| FC_SlimJim |
Posted on 11/28/2011 07:31:26
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alright, let me fill you in on a few things.
1. Im a firm believer in Christianity.
2. the Phrase on the back is a metaphor.
we all (as men, whom this shirt was tailored for), seemingly "bow Down" to the female sect for the love of sex.
so, in that form we should do the same in our faith, for the love of Jesus.
3. I took this to my Home teaching group & to my Bishop. after i explained the metaphor, simply put they just laughed at the front because it was true that back in the day, that happened alot (however they dont believe in the topless bit) |
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