Wanker
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somewhere in a dark room on chill out....
za pvt (i mean his new alias lil'biggie): all right, as you can see, i'm now officially part of the haxor corps. clan
hacker: your'e still too green, we've decided to put you to a test.
lil' biggie: test?
hacker bring him in!
(several hackers armed with shotguns force an unarmed player into a room)
hacker: take this pistol and kill him
lil' biggie: why? what did he do?
hacker: dont question me newbie! now do it!
prisoner: NO!
lil' biggie:sorry... (looks aways as he shoots prisoner, the guards drag the body away)
roflhax: all right, thats enough of a test, time to get on to our plan you see, has anyone ever heard of opticrangers clan (obviously made up up)?
everyone: yes
roflhax: well, they are one of the founding members of the UNITED CLANS, and one of the most powerful clans on halo
"the next day"
halo sevor: welcome roflhax,lil'biggie, haxkor, hakor, haxor
optic ranger: how did they get in here? hey you guys this is a tight group, gtho!
roflhax - to his henchman: remember, no clanning
(suddenly, optic ranger's weapons disappear allowing for the hackers to easily kill them)
optic rangers: run! they're frag banning us!
(the optics run away as they are being killed)
lil' biggie: god, i didnt sign up for thi- (roflhax punched lil'biggie)
roflhax: i dont like cowards, keep shooting, or get busy dying
haxor: optic ranger admins arrived!
haxkor: i've waited a long time for this lulz
roflhax: havent we all
haxor: look! they brought bungie admins with the- (roflhax frags and bans haxor)
roflhax: he was no longer of anyuse....
(the hackers fight their way through optic rangers and bungie admins)
"2 hogs are conviently parked at the end of the map"
hacker: hurry up guys, the admins should be hurrying this way
hog driver: this was quite an epic trolling, roflhax
roflhax: that was no troll (points pistol at lil' biggie and kills but doesnt frag him)
halo announcer: betrayal!
roflhax-to his henchman: as soon as the za respawns, the evidence will point towards them, and the rest of halo, will cry out for vengance
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next day.... at UNITED CLANS
united clans speaker: all rise for the trial of za (as bad as i make it look right now readers, i'll reconcile it in a few more parts, just let me get there please).
za representative- drkinferno(omg broke the 4th wall?): your honor, we at za would like to acknowledge that yes, a group of innocent optic rangers were killed, however we can expla-
optic ranger: EXPLAIN?! a good portion of trainees were killed that day! and what can you explain?! the evidence obviously points to ZA and why are you here you arent even a member of za!
united clans speaker: the court rules in favor of ors (optic rangers) however, since there is no absolute proof that this was a za attack, the court orders za to pay a fine
"by the end of the day, the ors rep left, along with his allies over how outraged they were"
za: do you think that something will happen?
drk: of course i do, theres no way that the ors will allow the attack to go unanswered, if war didnt happen, i'd give up my trophies from the doom wars
"end of part 2, next, you can expect... ZOMBIES!" |
