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Never Ending Story #2
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And then 2 comes in and rapes them
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then lemonz realise he has been dreaming the whole time and realises that all tht raping was only wishful thinking

lol 2 i loved ur reference to Tobuscus in there. at least i think it was tobuscus -.-
 
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Hat suddenly starts screaming about ocelots at the top of his voice.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:

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Hat I am going to fucking rob your house.
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*robs lemonz's house*
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WHERES MY NINTENDO 64? Oh wait hat stole it.
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Hat just starts firing up some Super Mario
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"hat im going to kill you" [ZÅ]Lemonzandcandy said as he sharpend his knife
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Then the thread broke down
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YES THE THREADS GONE NOW I CAN TELL THE STORY OF PETER PAN!
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What was the story again? can someone remin me?
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and cheese on top
-Xfire: ledapus-
-Xbox Live gamertag: Ledapus-
LEDAPIE FOR THE WIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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MAROON ALERT. ABANDON THREAD.
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I WILL NOT ABANDON THREAD HAT, NEVER IN MY LIFE!
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YAYAYAYAYA I LOVE U LEMONZ!!!!!!!!

tht was the ledapie speaking......

shut the hell up ledapie godamit
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-Xbox Live gamertag: Ledapus-
LEDAPIE FOR THE WIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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Whos ledapie?
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These weird little octopus things that Ledapus is or was or controls or I dont' even know.
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Cool
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THE STORY SO FAR

Ledapus prepares his army of Ledapi (u happy now that i changed the name of my army hat?) prepare their invasion of the world.

THEN i set fire to the ledapi and ?!...........................

The Ledapi burrrrrrrrrrn.
Lucky, a World Fire Fighters convention was being held near by.

They put the Ledapi out befoer most of them died.

The surviving Ledapi are not only scarred physically, but emotionally.

the lepadi see a therapist named reaper

Unfortunately, it turns out that his 'unusual' methods only scar the ledapi even deeper.

after losing more men to reaper the lepadi find their old leader lepadus who was only burned a little bit

and then lemonz comes in and uses his cegapus ray to kill the ledapus's and then ledapus and cegapus start a aussie empire!! DUN DUN dunnnnn

AND THEN COME THE OCELOTS.

Stop reading the story grampa! timmy says, why are we reading a never reading story.
I dont fucking know the old grampa said

OH NO NOT THE OCELETS

the ledapi under the leadership of ledapus begins their plans to defend against the ocelets

It might be too late already as the ocelots are already baring their teeth to gnaw away at YOUR SOUL.

but wait the ledapi run for it and escape to regroup and prepare for the ocelet invasion

suddenly, a squadron of red pandas break up the organisation.

then the spartan soldiers join in and start attempting to exterminate all ledapie and ocelets

Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
[Instrumental Interlude]

tht was RRRRAAAAANNNNDDOOOOMMMM

RANDOM LIKE SCiENCE. with a lowercase i

then science blew up asnd the universe turned into a giant piece of shit!

NO SCIENCE NOOOOO!

but then the ledapie come and save all of life. then set out to destroy it again

Hat stabs led in the face.

leds ledapie avenge him by killing hat whilst led taken to ER

If somethign works, try it again! My soul leaves my body and possesses Lemonz. I am immediately disgusted with myself.

I'm going to find you and rob your house hat.

And then Lemonz failed at finding my BMW again.

And then 2 comes and rapes them.
Wrong never ending story sorry!

And then we all witness Lemonz failing to post on the wrong thread.

And 2 comes and rapes them.
DAMMIT!

And then we all listen to a story inside of a story that is very short but very important:

Hat does not love you, Lemonz. Sorry... mmmm these ocelots are good

And then 2 comes and rapes them
WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THIS?

But suddenly, lemonz notices he is raping an ocelot

And then 2 comes in and YES IM STOPPING SAYING IT And then i find 2s bmw and plant explosives and then step on presure plate

and then i blew up Bunny on terraria

GASP

and when u say that a Ghast appears and your screwed cause u dont have a bow or arrows or ANYTHING to make a bow OR arrows and ur in the nether and ur like wtf wheres the portal and then u realized u wanted to live hear like toby and u realized u hated the earth so u destroyed the portal and threw the obsidian in lava and now your screwed... so yeah..
who said anything about one long sentence?

I DID!

And then we all scream: HOW DARE YOU DO IT?

And then 2 comes in and rapes them

then lemonz realise he has been dreaming the whole time and realises that all tht raping was only wishful thinking

Hat suddenly starts screaming about ocelots at the top of his voice.

Hat I am going to fucking rob your house.

*robs lemonz's house*

WHERES MY NINTENDO 64? Oh wait hat stole it.

Hat just starts firing up some Super Mario

"hat im going to kill you" [ZÅ]Lemonzandcandy said as he sharpend his knife

Then the thread broke down

YES THE THREADS GONE NOW I CAN TELL THE STORY OF PETER PAN!

What was the story again? can someone remin me?

and cheese on top

MAROON ALERT. ABANDON THREAD.

I WILL NOT ABANDON THREAD HAT, NEVER IN MY LIFE!

YAYAYAYAYA I LOVE U LEMONZ!!!!!!!!
tht was the ledapie speaking......
shut the hell up ledapie godamit

Whos ledapie?

These weird little octopus things that Ledapus is or was or controls or I dont' even know.


Oh god, what a lot of wank.
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Posted on 02/01/2012 17:47:00
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Has alot of 2 rape. and Hat robbing.
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