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Corrupt-A-Wish!!!
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 15:05:44
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Wanker
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your doctors appointment is over. you get swarmed by bees the moment you step out side the building so you have to go back in and are stuck in the hospital for a week.
i wish for a keylime pie.
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| ZA numpty |
Posted on 06/08/2011 15:34:55
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ShawnPeezy
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you get it but it was out in the sun for 5 days and it is rotten and covered with bugs.
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 15:43:56
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Wanker
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i find a dollar but forget about it and leave it in your pocket. you find it at the bottom of the dryer ruined and torn to pieces.
i wish i could travel to some place not in america.
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| Rabidtaco |
Posted on 06/08/2011 18:40:27
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You travel to north korea, then you are held captive for forgetting a passport.
I wish for quick reply to be quicker
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 20:37:07
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Wanker
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you get a new prototype computer helmet that reads your mind and it makes the computer do what you want it to. lighting strikes your house and you get sucked in to the internet body and all. you try to refrain but could not resist the porn sites and you get a virus. lighting strikes again and you get out of the internet but with corrupted data. you no longer have genitalia or fingers.
i wish evolution was faster.
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 06/08/2011 20:40:51
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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Its too fast you dont get it.
I wish for a milk shake from mc donalds
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 20:44:35
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the guy that hands you the milkshake spit into the bottom of the cup before filling it.
your corruption failed. lol
i wish i was a khajiit.
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 06/08/2011 20:50:19
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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Too bad you get rabies, then die by getting spammed by those vampires (I play Elder scrolls btw  )
I wish i get the first copy of Skyrim.
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 20:54:22
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you get the very first copy of skyrim. you soon find out it needs tons of patches.
wish i had morrowind for pc. T.T
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| Rabidtaco |
Posted on 06/08/2011 21:13:32
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You end up bring the only human on earth to play it because it's so terrible.
I wish mortal won't reply to this post.
Member of ZÅ Feb. 19th, 2010 - May 15th, 2011
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/08/2011 21:22:07
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Wanker
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Rabidtaco wrote:
You end up bring the only human on earth to play it because it's so terrible.
I wish mortal won't reply to this post.
i quot you instead.
wish my breath always smelled of dragon fire gum.
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| Devase |
Posted on 06/08/2011 21:49:11
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1949
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I dont grant your wish.
I wish my rainbow lorikeet would learn to make the sound of a car turbo sooner. xD
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| Rabidtaco |
Posted on 06/08/2011 22:39:19
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It learns so soon, that it dies from wear and tear effects, and you never got to use it.
I wish people would actually corrupt the wish instead of changing it.
Member of ZÅ Feb. 19th, 2010 - May 15th, 2011
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/09/2011 00:41:57
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Wanker
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they learn how to....in 3 years.
i wish for a giant gummy worm.
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| Devase |
Posted on 06/09/2011 01:01:39
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
Posts: 1949
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The giant gummy worm is 40m long and 5m round. You die from too much sugar.
I wish for... A DILDO!
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 06/09/2011 08:05:37
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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(Not cool man....) You get the Gold member toy.
I wish for more coffee
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| ZA mortal |
Posted on 06/09/2011 11:49:24
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Wanker
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you get the 8oz 58$ cup off coffee. you ask why it's 58$ cause it's outrageous. the shop owner says the beans wer passed through the digestive tract of a weasel-like animal.
i wish for the afterlife to be like bleach.
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| Devase |
Posted on 06/09/2011 11:52:48
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I got a big blue star for posting. i must be special
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You die and find yourself in a huge white place without walls or floors and your all white and floating and you keep dieing from some strange poison.
I wish everything was made of flubber.
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| ZA RedXlll |
Posted on 06/09/2011 19:00:37
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Numpty
Posts: 1181
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Therefore everything you know is a lie including your manhood.
I wish for my hotel to allow xbox live.
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| SoD hobo |
Posted on 06/09/2011 19:06:53
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they do, but a freak storm knocks out the live permanetnly
i wish for more otter pops YUM!!!
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