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Posted on 07/16/2012 22:09:10
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i'd be demolitions, cause who doesnt like blowing shit up?
 
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I would not have a job. I would be the crazy lady you all have to drag around screaming and crying cause I'm super scared of zombies.

Once I turned zombie though, I would be a Brain Eater.
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Phoenix wrote:
Doesn't the lone wolf always die when he joins up with a team? -_-

Yes. That's why I'm not hiding behind you.
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Posted on 07/17/2012 00:59:47
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Stuntnan and Windy Razor will build us a 3 Floor - 15 Roomed - 2 Kitchen- 5 Bathroom - double underground basement House. It will be guarded with 15 foot electric built wall with automatic assault riffles shooting if any1 reaches the top. Not to mention the 3 Snipers guarding the house at their respective sniping towers.

Don't worry Mrs Adder and carnage you will be safe. Carnagewill gather Intel on cures, populates zombie areas with GPS, and radio transmission with other survivors. Mrs Adder and Luna can cook and build crops. Stuntman can serve dinner as a part time job when house doest need work.

I wwont let you die Pheeonix as I help infantry soldiers on foot by giving them rides / traveling with them / helping them escape hordes of swarming zombies. I also go out for grocery on empty stores.
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Yep. I feel the love Luna. Thanks...
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luna shush and learn: what does the brain do? keeps are body operateing. how does it do this? by giving us the sense of feeling with the nerve endings so we know if we are hurt, hungry, thirsty, sick, or need the bathroom. know what happens if only the primary sensory cortex is the only thing intact? (its used for movement and voluntary movements) well the body would decompose beacuse lack of nutrients, minerals, and vitamns we need to live. now luna do you understand? or do I have to use smaller words for you to comprehende?
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I can be the gynecologist.
 
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Posted on 07/17/2012 10:10:48
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I would try for leadership, because I consider myself to be a good tactician and can keep my head when the shit hits the fan. I study military tactics when I get bored. Read Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" about a dozen times.
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sylvestertaco wrote:Don't forget we need cooks! Any ladies in the clan xD


I can cook but based on that response to assuming I'd willingly cook for you because I'm a female means no food for you. Maybe Stuntman would cook you food or Hat would share his pizza if you're lucky.
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rosario wrote:
luna shush and learn: what does the brain do? keeps are body operateing. how does it do this? by giving us the sense of feeling with the nerve endings so we know if we are hurt, hungry, thirsty, sick, or need the bathroom. know what happens if only the primary sensory cortex is the only thing intact? (its used for movement and voluntary movements) well the body would decompose beacuse lack of nutrients, minerals, and vitamns we need to live. now luna do you understand? or do I have to use smaller words for you to comprehende?

i found this patronising and i'm not even luna. aren't you agreeing with her anyway?
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Yup, SlowBro, please show a little more respect to other members.


I would be a scout and help arrange tactics.
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Posted on 07/17/2012 11:51:25
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I found that patronizing and I am Luna. And that behind all that purple prose you're basically agreeing with what I just said.

I can cook, but my feminist side says "Hell no!"
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Sorry brick but what is a gynocologist? Study gyno xD





I think we throw out slowbro if he doesn't sbehave Grin

@ Cooks, I don't like onion on my Burger!
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Definition for gynecologist:
Web definitions:
a specialist in gynecology.
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Posted on 07/17/2012 13:26:52
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lol hat i can be gunner slash the guy who runs around with a sledgehammer and a lmg... who wants to be the janitor? shawn?
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F you run around with a hammer, you will most likely die after being horded.
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Posted on 07/17/2012 14:10:27
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i'll be a recon man SmileSmile cause in rea life i can stalk things really well Pfft lol...10 years of hunting tought me that Pfft
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Posted on 07/17/2012 14:45:37
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A gynocologist cures things like STDs. I think I'll leave it at that...
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you nubs dont know what a gynocologist is?


basic answer...: It's a doctor that is just for woman.



Detailed answer:....

A gynecologist is a doctor that specializes in the sexual/reproductive anatomy of the female.


btw, i would build a fort that no zombies can get in.
 
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okay sorry luna but the brain does keep you togather. it makes sure that you what you need at that moment. like i said before brain tells you if your're hungry, feeling thirsty? its cus the brain gives you the sense of feeling so you know your mouth is dry.

b/w im surprised no one said anything about them being a doctor :/
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