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First World Problems
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Buy 2 cases Glass bottled beer, apartment doesn't allow glass at pool Shock Go back to grocery store and buy 3 cases of beer (canned)
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Otterbox case is starting to get a little worn out. Time to cough up another 50 bucks for another one...
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when the milkman is late to deliver your milk so you have no cereal for breakfast before school..
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When not everyone agrees on the map, so you have to settle for derelict

Sorry everyone <3
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When you lock your keys in your car and forget to turn your car lights off at the same time.
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When your drunk at a party and a sexy girl(also inebriated) tells you her first name and to add her on facebook. "_______" Returns like over 1000 results from Texas
-First World Problems
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About to tell a great joke in front of all your friends....

forget the punchline...
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About to get on a train.
Fall into an interdimensional vortex.

#firstworldproblems
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Sits down at a restaurant, waitress says they are out of coke....
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chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-first-world-problems-and-ive-already-seen-this-one.jpg omg pheonix thats horrible, i wasnt in a good mood one day and felt trollish so i went to a resturuant and asked for a coke the poor waitress( who it just happened to be her first day) said sorry we only has pepsi is that ok. i said no i will only drink coke after half an hour they actually brought me a coke bottle win!!!
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when u get pissed offed cuz there are too many bmw keys and u dont know which one is yours
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The Hat of Love wrote:
About to get on a train.
Fall into an interdimensional vortex.

#firstworldproblems


So, I am not the only one who this has happened to?
 
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Walking across the street with an ice cream cone...


...get hit by a bus.
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ZA numpty wrote:
The Hat of Love wrote:
About to get on a train.
Fall into an interdimensional vortex.

#firstworldproblems


So, I am not the only one who this has happened to?


You guys need to lay off whatever you're putting into your body... -.-
 
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Because Carnage Fails:
"if i did that to my iphone i would cry for a really long time. 1st world problems...."

(After my accident)Having to decide whether to rent a car or drive my truck...because of gas prices -First World Decisions ~People in (name random country in Asia) would kill me for bitching about that lolz
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listening to ipod accidently shake my ipod and song changes
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^ had that happen so many times Grimm Sad

Walk out in the yard with bare feet, sticker burrs Shock
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Cod zombies being laggiest thing ever >Sad
A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Are you stronger?
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Go long way around (being sneaky) as a zombie....to find out some other zombie has already killed that human Sad Happens to me all the time Sad
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When you buy fake Gucci items instead of real Gucci items.
 
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