When your drunk at a party and a sexy girl(also inebriated) tells you her first name and to add her on facebook. "_______" Returns like over 1000 results from Texas
-First World Problems
omg pheonix thats horrible, i wasnt in a good mood one day and felt trollish so i went to a resturuant and asked for a coke the poor waitress( who it just happened to be her first day) said sorry we only has pepsi is that ok. i said no i will only drink coke after half an hour they actually brought me a coke bottle win!!!
Because Carnage Fails:
"if i did that to my iphone i would cry for a really long time. 1st world problems...."
(After my accident)Having to decide whether to rent a car or drive my truck...because of gas prices -First World Decisions ~People in (name random country in Asia) would kill me for bitching about that lolz