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Oxymoron, that's what you are.
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Posted on 02/28/2013 07:09:52
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Oxymorons are by definition a set of words that seemingly contradict each other. http://m.dictiona...q=oxymoron
So, basically, they are just two words that are the opposite.
Common example: Jumbo Shrimp. Jumbo means large and to be "shrimplike", you must be small.
Make a list of unusual oxymorons below..
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ah but if such a large shrimp exist (and obviously it does, hence the name Jumbo Shrimp) then apparently lack of size is not necessary to be shrimplike.

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[ZÅ]TheHatofShrimp wrote:

ah but if such a large shrimp exist (and obviously it does, hence the name Jumbo Shrimp) then apparently lack of size is not necessary to be shrimplike.

thread defeated.


That's exactly why it's an oxymoron. Because if it's jumbo, it's not shrimplike (small) which means that it's an oxymoron.

Defeat defeated.

More Oxymorons

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Invisible Ink (This is just an example of it. Yay, invisibility!)
Act Naturally (I swear this is natural!)
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Idiotic Jaz ('Cause you know... idiots and myself are completely opposite in that I am an incomprehensible genius and idiots are idiots).
 
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Blind Vulture... owait nvm
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Military Intelligence.
Idiotic comprehension.
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soulcyon wrote:
Blind Vulture... owait nvm


Billy Mays: I'm not an Oxymoron, I am OxiClean. Grin
Edited by Vulture on 02/28/2013 17:33:15
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Fluctuating Climate.
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True lies?

/can't believe I'm the first to say it Grin
 
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^ Lies can be partial truths. Thus they aren't the opposite of truths. They're also complicated in many other ways, for example lies can also be related to honesty, which truth has no relation directly nor in parallel.
 
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Buzzkill SpartanJaz ~bad_member~
 
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Time paradox
 
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... Some of them aren't actual oxymorons. =/
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Found Missing

Same Difference
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Same difference makes me angry. I hate it when I hear that nonsense out loud.
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