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Oxymoron, that's what you are.
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Posted on 02/28/2013 07:09:52
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Oxymorons are by definition a set of words that seemingly contradict each other. http://m.dictiona...q=oxymoron
So, basically, they are just two words that are the opposite.
Common example: Jumbo Shrimp. Jumbo means large and to be "shrimplike", you must be small.
Make a list of unusual oxymorons below..
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Posted on 02/28/2013 12:31:24
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Sympathetic Revenge
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Posted on 02/28/2013 13:29:25
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BILLY MAYS HERE!

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Posted on 02/28/2013 13:54:13
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ah but if such a large shrimp exist (and obviously it does, hence the name Jumbo Shrimp) then apparently lack of size is not necessary to be shrimplike.
thread defeated.
my signature broke, here is a fox snek:
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Posted on 02/28/2013 15:46:21
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[ZÅ]TheHatofShrimp wrote:
ah but if such a large shrimp exist (and obviously it does, hence the name Jumbo Shrimp) then apparently lack of size is not necessary to be shrimplike.
thread defeated.
That's exactly why it's an oxymoron. Because if it's jumbo, it's not shrimplike (small) which means that it's an oxymoron.
Defeat defeated.
More Oxymorons
Coup de Grace (Blow of mercy, you kill someone faster)
Living Dead (Because we all love zombies)
Deafening Silence (Because what are my posts without Paradoxes?)
Invisible Ink (This is just an example of it. Yay, invisibility!)
Act Naturally (I swear this is natural!)
I wanna be like RAZ!!! [ZÅ]Paradox

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| SpartanJaz |
Posted on 02/28/2013 15:59:19
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Idiotic Jaz ('Cause you know... idiots and myself are completely opposite in that I am an incomprehensible genius and idiots are idiots). |
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| soulcyon |
Posted on 02/28/2013 16:28:23
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Blind Vulture... owait nvm
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Posted on 02/28/2013 17:31:48
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Military Intelligence.
Idiotic comprehension.
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Posted on 02/28/2013 17:32:15
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soulcyon wrote:
Blind Vulture... owait nvm
Billy Mays: I'm not an Oxymoron, I am OxiClean.
Edited by Vulture on 02/28/2013 17:33:15

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Posted on 02/28/2013 17:34:07
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Fluctuating Climate.
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Posted on 02/28/2013 17:42:31
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super man (how can you be super if you ae just a man?!"
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Posted on 03/01/2013 12:34:31
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True lies?
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Posted on 03/01/2013 15:22:49
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^ Lies can be partial truths. Thus they aren't the opposite of truths. They're also complicated in many other ways, for example lies can also be related to honesty, which truth has no relation directly nor in parallel. |
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Posted on 03/01/2013 17:34:21
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Buzzkill SpartanJaz  |
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Posted on 03/01/2013 17:44:00
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Time paradox |
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Posted on 03/01/2013 17:45:43
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Dirty clean
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Posted on 03/01/2013 18:18:49
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... Some of them aren't actual oxymorons. =/
I wanna be like RAZ!!! [ZÅ]Paradox

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Posted on 03/01/2013 18:38:53
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Found Missing
Same Difference



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Posted on 03/01/2013 23:53:17
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Same difference makes me angry. I hate it when I hear that nonsense out loud.
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Posted on 03/02/2013 14:28:41
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good bad guy, bad good guy
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