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za heystarface
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Kinda like corrupt a wish but more awesomer.

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless.

3. They then wish for something of their own.


Poster #1:

I wish I had a million dollars.


Poster #2:

Granted, but you get it in pennies. I wish...



I'll start.

I wish for magic beans!
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Granted, but the magic beans appear in your bowl of bean soup, so you eat them.

I wish for a better computer!
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Granted, but the computer has a password and u don't know it.

I wish for a bagels...
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Granted, but its a plastic bagel from china with lead paint.

I wish for a lava floor.
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Granted but.... then they haunt your nightmares for ever and cause you to eventually die in your sleep.

I wish I could win the lottery!!
 
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Granted, but he roundhouse kicks you into the sun

I wish for a grape crush that hasnt been shaken up
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Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.

I wish I didn't have to go to the laundry mat today...
 
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Granted, but your clothes dissenagrate and you have to wear hobo rags.

I wish for a perfect day
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Granted, but the next day u get crushed by a giant Donut

I wish for magic bananas...
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Granted, but the bananas give off radiation and you die

I wish for a Larger Television
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Granted, but u get no signal

I wish for some dr. pepper...
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Granted, but some noob shook it for a year before you got it and it explodes all over.

I wish for the Giants to win the superbowl
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Granted, but they all get lit on fire the next day

I wish for a warthog in real life...
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Granted but you lose control driving and run over your mom.

I wish for adder to come give me a kiss.
 
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Granted, but Adder had superglue on his lips and now your stuck to him

I wish for my screen to be brighter

lol what just happend star replied to bagles and bagles replied to mine out of order lol.

OMG ninja replies gtfo!
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Calling Bagles a fail, Fail star.

Yes i know u edited ur post to say dancer
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lmao I know,... too many replies ahhh!


Granted, but the electricity goes out.

I wish I had a maid.
 
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Granted, but the maid only speaks russian.

I wish for star to get on TS...
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Granted, but her russian maid takes over the mic and sings showtunes.

I wish for SLIM to make a mobile version of the site so I can check threads at the laundry mat.
 
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******** stop editing so many posts your making me edit mine



Granted, but the Site is blocked from your mobile device so it doesnt help

I wish for less homework thats still easy
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